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frank drebin retweeted
I used to be in good shape. When I was younger, that's when I was in good shape, you know. I was in my peak physical condition when I was, about, like, uh... one.
Man, you should have seen me back then. When I was one. Oh god, I looked good. Young and fresh. You wouldn't know me now if you'd seen me when I was one.
I even looked good for my age. People would come up to me and go, "What are you, zero?"
And I'd go, "No, I'm one over here!"
They'd go, "Man, you don't look a day past zero. I'm not bullshittin' you there."
Gonna watch the same movie I’ve watched every Halloween for the past 35 years or so cuz it’s the best one
Watching some Star Wars.
Turkish Star Wars that is. Has stolen SWs footage, a guy punching rocks/jumping around on a trampoline/ripping the heads off of idiots in cloth costumes… all set to stolen Indiana Jones 🎶 that plays over & over again. Awful. Watched before. Will again.
Saw that Firefox ad that had that ‘Numa Numa’ song in it & it reminded me of a time, in the v early days of the YouTubes, where I was addicted to watching this stupid misheard lyrics video cuz it cracked me up cuz of how fucking stupid it was. Ah memories
youtu.be/KfEE_nYehZ8?si=tMI9…
frank drebin retweeted
One night. One chance to change his fate. #EbenezerMovie - only in theatres November 13.
A confession: i fast forward thru the ‘lost loves’ segments of Unsolved Mysteries, not cuz love stinks (well…) or anything like that but because they are pretty boring & I’ve seen them a 1000 times &, also, because I need to watch the ones on spontaneous human combustion.
Watched the Norm Macdonald Netflix documentary & it was really good but also really bummed me the heck out. Anyways, Norm was the best & the world’s been a lot more shit since he’s been gone.
