Daniel Castady

I can hold my own with software engineers all day, but the second I face a bicycle fixer guy I lose the ability to form coherent sentences, work a credit card, and then he has to remind me to actually take my bike with me when I leave.

Has anyone checked on Bob Dylan?

The only thing that could possibly ruin this Olivia Dean performance, as if she were to bring out Olivia Rodrigo. #lollapalooza

I feel like I’m watching Claire Rosinkranz fire her band live on Hulu right now. #Lollapalooza

Yo Photoshop, there's still humans out here tryna use the polygonal lasso tool — where'd you put that crap?

We’re saying “digestive distress” now, K guys?

We tried to book Gasworks in Aurora, but Wayne wasn't home. bit.ly/4vt0KzN

So, why are we eating things during a scene, again?

Habitat for Huge Manatees

Here's a few places we're NOT gonna bust out the flashlight: - At church - At a restaurant - Basically anywhere with 50+ people

Remember in 2004 we were like “ I’m gonna go on the computer”