@danderfield

“You just don’t know when to keep your mouth shut, do ya Saxy Boy” Instagram: @ RachelDanderfield

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Joined April 2016
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“Hey Rach, we heard you talking shit about how much you hated Thursday and Friday night games so we figured, since you didn’t say anything about… Wednesday Night Footy… YOURE WELCOME BITCH” - AFL (probably)
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@AFLOct 27
Five days of footy 😍 The round one fixture for the 2027 Toyota AFL Premiership Season has arrived.
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As someone who watched the club i love teeter on the brink of financial collapse through the 90s and early 2000s, i will never shit on the institutions that helped save us from extinction.
SuperFooty (AFL)@superfootyOct 21
Ginni says his lifestyle in Melbourne is "too elite" to move to Tasmania and play for the Devils. 👀 READ 👉 bit.ly/4yBNUAx
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Jacob@LongMacVampyrOct 11
Using the Carlton situation as a means to fan the flames of your petty club grievances is gross. Some of you need to grow the fuck up. I hope the players involved are okay.
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Patrick Crisps@danderfield26 Aug 2025
Hey @ gruk what number will Rowan Marshall wear at Geelong?
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I normally take a break from tweeting in October but I’m coming back specifically to say; Some of yall could do with being a bit more normal about football. Okay bye 💙
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Gimme a 47 point belting over that any day. See yall in November xx
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SEVEN BEERS NO FOOD WHAT COULD GO WRONG I LOVE YOU KYLIE
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I’m off to the grand final today. Remember kids; it pays to be friends with the nerds xx
Sean (naM sdrawkcaB ehT)@seanhub_26 Sep 2025
Fast Forward 1 year, WE GOT REDEMPTION AND I WON A BUNCH OF GRAND FINAL TICKETS FOR MY FRIENDS
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“With the nerds” as if I’m not a giant nerd myself
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how white people look at you when you press play on a fall out boy song
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Australia: *has the most incredible and unique game of football beloved by millions across the nation* The AFL at any given opportunity:
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XQSMWA@lilymatildamarySep 24
I can’t even say to Lachie Neale defenders he ain’t gonna fuck you mate because going by his history he probably will
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Happy Anniversary to the absolute love of my life (the 2022 AFL Grand Final)
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The difference in how we talk about people battling demons once they have passed vs how we talk about people battling demons when they are still alive is fascinating
7NEWS Adelaide@7NewsAdelaideSep 23
The GWS Giants are “managing” Clayton Oliver after some “off-field incidents” following the end of the AFL season. 7news.com.au/sport/afl/gws-g…

Fresh concerns for Clayton Oliver after end-of-season ‘incidents’

‘Everybody concerned decided it was in Clayton’s best interest for him not to attend the Brownlow.’

7news.com.au
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People in the replies think I mean specifically the media, but I’m talking about the general public too.
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Why are they posting my drawing of Shannon Noll for the 2003 Whittlesea Show?
Laurence Rosen@LaurenceRosenSep 22
Lots going on tonight, but genuinely can’t believe we’re doing serious sketches like this for footy court.
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keisha@fyfesflyersSep 21
m reid 3 votes h reid 3 votes same round
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* bump *
Patrick Crisps@danderfield25 Sep 2023
Here’s your yearly reminder that the highest individual honour in any AFL season is the B&F in a premiership side.
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In America I am known as Patrick Chips
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