daniel allen nolan retweeted
My earthquake kit: bundt cake from 2007, styrofoam pants, vegan cheese wiz, Faces of Death on VHS, a sample of my DNA and a fork.
I’m going to reduce my emotional depth down to expressing my feelings using words spelled out on an upside down calculator.
#modernlove
“I’m not going stand on shore and watch you sail away, while you scream at me for being an asshole for not helping you row.”
My life sometimes feels like spending $480 at a hotel just to shower, then putting back on your dirty underwear.
daniel allen nolan retweeted
Good Cop Bad Cop: my partner wants to burn your mother alive. I want to show u how to use Final Cut Pro? Your call.
The eclipse is nothing but a global traffic accident.
#keepdriving
I'm afraid the next generation of iPhones are going to be so big, we will have to wear JNCO Jeans just to carry them.
Ain't talkin' 'bout love.. @GregRenoff.
Thanks @Britt_Pennella for the recommendation!!! @ Coming your way @justbrad23







