Dani Cabs

Just thought of this as a nice summary of my new show. “It challenges masculine stereotypes around sex, sexuality and consent…oh and it’s funny…I promise…super funny” #ponchokeepitup

Hi I’m a man, and as a man I feel it’s my obligation to say that the male species as a whole really needs to do some work on their anal controlling issues. E.g. let’s just start by letting women decide what to do with their own bodies - most men wouldn’t know what to do anyways.

Has anyone ever noticed that if you wake up in the morning you just have to do a whole day again?

In an attempt to salvage my hacked @instagram I've come back onto twitter. @adamrollason @PhilGoyen my insta account has been hacked for months, scammers using my identity to rip people off, and seems your company doesn't care because I've tried everything to get it back!

Nice to log on to twitter for once in a milenia and see this. Thanks

Riding a moped is great, until you have to poo, then it's shit....literally.

Did a good poo today...soft and thin but came out clean. First wipe just a smudge, 2nd, nothing, 3rd to be sure. End story. #poolife

#ponchoorange #bensburgersau #brisbane #juicy #orangeisthenewblack #anywherefest #orange #comedy… instagram.com/p/BTx7O25lPOn/

You know...people are people too...so let's just all chill out. #peoplearepeople #chill

Wow! So many fans....I'm starting to feel a breeze...get it?

I do what I do when I do what I do when I'm doing...in the sunshine ☀️

Got to finish off my first ever MICF by dancing for 6 hrs straight with the most beautiful… instagram.com/p/BTTCUE3FQ8V/

Thanks @micomfestival for have me for two shows. Loved it! #micf #micf2017 #ponchoorange #weekendatbarnies #comedy #art @Barnie_Juancan