Danielle Emig

I’m going to vomit with tonight’s news

Best halftime show ever

“Wow there’s so many projects happening in this kitchen. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised since it’s a holiday weekend”

I fucking love fingerling potatoes

WTF AJLT

45 degrees outside and I’m still sleeping with the AC on.

Am I the only one who hated squid game? What depressing shit is this.

Girl: “do you have anything for vegetarians?” Waiter: “we are a butcher”

Me: can you write me a love letter? Bf: you’ll just rip it to shreds with grammar corrections Me: true...

Caught a spelling mistake on West Elm. Can I get paid for this?

Why are nightstands so expensive?

I should be working out but instead I’m sitting on the couch watching women kick ass in the triathlon

Why do I keep buying summer dresses with long sleeves?

Anyone else watching the Olympic diving trials and noticing the boy in the background changing poses every time?

Today I made a breakfast sandwich with an over easy egg. When I bit into it, the yolk squirted all over my freshly styled hair. FML

Leftovers couldn’t fit in my Tupperware so instead of choosing a larger one, I ate the rest of the food. So full.

Yesterday I received a compliment on how long my bottom eyelashes are. Thank you mask for highlighting things I never knew I had.

Important advice needed: which island should I escape to for my post-vaccination vacation next month?