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Actress - Producer - Director - Entrepreneur Always traveling. Twitter is my comical rant space. Represented by @talent_etc

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined July 2009
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Watching zebra crossings in Cape Town is like watching The Sims. The cars automatically stop, and the people walk across with all the confidence in the world. It's quite magical.
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It's time for #TopSportOnSAFM with @MemoryMentalist Tonight on the show we are #OnTheMoney with @danielleretief who will tell us info on story telling in sport. Before that we will chat with @tariqpanja ahead of the Champions League semi -finals.
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You have to love good humans to be a proper one yourself.
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#WorkItWednesday Catch the beautiful and talented @danielleretief on the stage!!!!💃🏻🎟 Show her some love and support, so happy to see our peeps getting back on stage!! #TalentEtc #ConnectingTalent #EnhancingChange instagram.com/p/Ch67y7gDzyA/…
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A variety of elements propel The Cat and The Monkey, now on stage at the National Arts Festival in Makhanda, into the realm of a dark and deranged relationship based on deception. heraldlive.co.za/lifestyle/l…
Catch 'The Cat & The Monkey' live in Makhanda @artsfestival book your tickets and come enjoy a Comedy set in the Spotlight @RowlenEthelbert @danielleretief @TheatreSA #theatre #comedy #live #naf #cat&monkey – at Johannesburg, South Africa
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So skinny dipping shall be the order of the night.
🔴 BREAKING: COLDEST NIGHT SO FAR IN 2022 EXPECTED IN GAUTENG OVERNIGHT, WITH FIRST SUB-FREEZING TEMPERATURES FOR CENTRAL JOHANNESBURG!!! 🥶🥶🥶Vereeniging -3°C 🥶🥶Johannesburg -1°C 🥶Pretoria 1°C
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Finding it super hard to trust anyone.
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People need to stop being so angry at the silliest things. Reserve your energy for something productive.
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It doesn't count when you only 'empower' women you're not intimidated by.
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I don't know whether it was Chris Rock, Will Smith, the Academy's or all 3's publicity stunt, but it was the most classless thing I've seen in a while.
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The moment you start caring about other people's success is the moment your own success will bloom. Until then you are either alone, desperate or chasing towards bitterness.
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Slowly but surely throwing caution to the wind... finally.
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Stop sucking up to people. Have honest conversations. It's the choice between lowering yourself and becoming an independent, beautiful human.
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Let's stop celebrating mediocrity. Maybe our standards will rise.
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Hustle culture is overrated.
When you realize how much bullshit you've endured for no reason.
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Is it just me or does it sound Iike Tommy Wiseau and Anna Delvey come from the same country? #InventingAnna #TheRoom #greataccents
Is Twitter still a thing? Should I get on board again? #shoutsintotheabyss
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