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Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2010
Gonna be tough to top "two Franciscan monks who stopped on the otherwise empty beach in Malibu to watch me catch this guitarfish and then asked to pose with it" for surrealism in my 2020.
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I know I’m supposed to be impressed by the band here but all I can think about is how there used to be music video budgets. If they made this vid today they’d share one parachute. No second take.
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Harry Kalas reads 'Twas the Night Before Christmas
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Holiday Fireplace (Netflix) < Four Down On Their Luck Gents Singing Doo-Wop Around A Trash Fire (Tubi)
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It's important to separate the art from the artist. I don't condone the rampant hooliganism of the Riverbottom Nightmare Band, but can't deny how much I dig their Blue Öyster Cult-meets-Beefheart styled songcraft.
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I’m sorry…there’s NOTHING glamorous about a money doing cocaine???
Michael Gracey explains why they chose a CGI monkey to play Robbie Williams in his biopic ‘BETTER MAN’ “I think you feel more for an animal suffering than you do a human. There’s nothing glamorous about a monkey doing cocaine. It’s actually a bit sad & uncomfortable” (Source: independent.co.uk/arts-enter…)
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I would like to thank Saquon Barkley for existing
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Whitehall HS stand up
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I would like to thank Saquon Barkley for existing
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Daniel Ralston retweeted
Replying to @danielralston
got tipped two tabs of acid by a world skydiving champion this year
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Bartending in LA is wild Tipped in Ketamine in April Tipped 4 methadone pills on Tuesday
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You keep telling me who invented punk and I keep telling you it’s ? And The Mysterians. (Last photo has never been published before btw. Given to me by the band’s road manager from 1967. She’s in the photo with ?)
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If James Mangold made a biopic of The Clash
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Would be so cool if this shot ended up being LL Cool J driving the Coors Light party train to help Superman
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LL drops his shades as the train grinds to a halt* I heard you like bustin through walls too, Big S.
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Surely no way to look up whether he was 30 or “around 30” when the piece was published. That would border on music journalism.
In 1973, Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards was around the age of 30 when New Musical Express ranked him atop its annual list of “rock stars most likely to die” within a year. He would hold the position uninterrupted for a decade. He's still here. Happy 81st Birthday!
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