Mom, marketer, traveler, Babson College alum, food obsessed. Born and raised New Englander.
Boston, MA
Joined January 2009
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Me keep having to start new batch of cookies for Santa because me keep eating them.
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Hello. Young kids back in school are so sick right now. Everyone with a preschooler has an entire household of sleepless viral cough snot fevers for the past two months without a fucking break. So if you know a parent going through this, be kind and gently hit them with your car.
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Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 3 AM.
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Hot take: Tuition should be discounted for new kids in daycare/school for the first 4 months because they will be home sick at least half the time due to viruses picked up from daycare/school.
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An exhausted friend and new mom asked me when my kids started sleeping through the night so first I put my 7yo back to bed, then I sent my 10yo back to bed, and then I told her she was almost there
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Average Weekly Wages
1973: $873
2022: $813
Median Home
1973: $30,200
2022: $433,100
Monthly Rent
1973: $108
2022: $2,002
Tuition and Fees at University of California
1973: $150
2022: $13,104
Boomer: But why can't the slackers pay for college & pay off their loans like we did?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, average weekly earnings for non-supervisory employees in July, 1973 were $153.14.
Those same figures show average weekly earnings in July, 2022 were $937.38
fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/?g=Ta2D
Danielle Urban retweeted
In the last 10 years I have hired over 300 people.
I have found that it's WAY HARDER to recruit senior women leaders, even as a female CEO.
Here’s my playbook for how to get great senior women to join your company:
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Me: Here’s half my income.
Daycare: Cool. Here’s a new virus every other week.
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Bostonians used to throw the tea into the water, but now the T throws them into the water
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Do Tests detect new Variants?
YES!!
Why?
MOST mutations are in one part of the virus (Spike)
Most tests (esp rapid tests) detect other parts of the virus
It’s like someone getting plastic surgery mostly on their face, and then asking if their shoes still fit
Of course, yes!
Danielle Urban retweeted
NO MATTER WHAT those dorks @ the Supreme Court say about abortion — you (yes, YOU!) can get abortion pills mailed to you no matter where you live.
Mifepristone + Misoprostol 💊 💊
@AidAccessUSA does “advanced provision” which means you don’t have to be pregnant to get them!
Danielle Urban retweeted
The right way to use Slack:
1. Reply in thread
2. Uninstall from your phone
3. Use GIFs at every opportunity
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It's pretty amazing that all these years American parents have been following the 'No Peanuts' rule in schools, even though *their* child doesn't have peanut allergy.
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Having not gotten covid yet feels like I've been hiding in the back of a 2+ year long middle school dodgeball game and the front lines have been THINNED
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Very embarrassing that I got sick and it wasn’t covid. Everyone else got the name brand and I got Kroger Winter Illness ®
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Hey friends! I just raised ~$3M to help you make sure your NFT assets don't disappear. Here's why! ❤️
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What I do: marketing
What I actually do: talk people out of really bad ideas
