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Agency Head of Strategy. Work stuff - advertising/behavioural science. Life stuff - pom in thongs, Sydney. Proud Dad to Willow and Finn.

Wizard, Oz
Joined May 2010
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Heading to the jaguar launch like...
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My living room is littered with burnt offerings - sacrificed at the altar of my off colour toddler
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Rewatching Sideways, still feel like Paul Giamatti is long overdue an Oscar. He's a wonderfully subtle actor with an incredible range. Hope the Oscar nomination opens every opportunity he deserves.
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The absolute scenes at OpenAI are the perfect metaphor for the commercial musical chairs that will be played around AI. This is why we can't have nice things.
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Dan Machen 🏊 🦈 retweeted
More than Β£700m spent on cancer research in UK every year, but less than 3% spent on brain tumours, despite 5,300 people dying from them annually. It's theΒ most deadly cancer in children & adults under 40. I'm so so sorry EmilyπŸ’” #DIPG mol.im/a/12382283 via @MailOnline
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Is anyone else sick of hearing who the next Bond might be? Just choose someone already.
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Ate the crusts at the end of the loaf to save the family from them. #notallheroeswearcapes
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#Oppeneheimer is a masterpiece. Cillian Murphy a serious contender for best actor Oscar
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Long John Silver called, he wants his X back.
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Having dodged the bullet for 3 years the Covid has finally landed. Mild so far, but it is a bit minging - like Tetley's.
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? Unlucky for some! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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This is like the end of Star Wars #Coronation
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Chazzy Cors! Enjoy United Kingdom.
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Come on Bud, you know it's just sitting there waiting to happen...
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Just tried 'First Defence' for the first time. Is it too late to say I'd prefer the cold?
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Me: We need to waste less food My 3 YO: I don't like this dinner
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