Remember people, trying to cut someone’s head off in the street isn’t the problem, complaining about it is.

If Keir Starmer answered honestly about Angela Rayner in the PMQs

Keir Starmer sorting out the packet for Macron and Friedrich and the Kyiv train sesh.

This is the moment the man who posted the clip that got me cancelled ten years ago came up to me and apologised. In 2014, my career tanked overnight after a clip from a gig—me reacting to the press calling my TV show a “almanac for r*pe culture"—got posted online, twisted out of context. A woman shouted her friend was "gagging for a r*pe,” I repeated it, but the clip they showed, only showed my part. That was enough. Its taken over 10 years to get back, The press branded me a “pro-r*pe" comedian, the public bought it, and it was hell. My humour as Dapper Laughs was too much at times, sometimes misogynistic, but I wasn’t evil. A petition with 60,000 signatures killed my ITV2 show and tour and brand deals. I lost everything—money, career—hit drugs and booze hard, lost my dad, and nearly ended it all a couple of times. All from one joke some lad posted. Then here we are, at a gig, that same lad approached me, nervous, to apologise. It’s weighed on him. I caught it on my vlog—you could see the relief hit him as he let it all go. That mess didn’t just ruin me; it hurt my family, friends, and fans. Worse, it felt classist. Big-name, well-connected comedians said worse but got a pass—right background, right accent. Right connections. No issue. Me? Working-class, rough-edged from a council estate and sounding to dumb to be able to create characters, be satirical or write jokes was easy to destroy. Some of those comedians who signed the open letter to cancel me or wrote hit pieces against me, even comedians I admired, later faced their own cancel scandals. I could’ve hit back, but I don’t. I own my screw-ups, truly believe in comedy and free speech, and think we should learn, not burn, from our mistakes. I’m past bitterness. Sobriety taught me accountability. That lad’s apology showed guts—facing shit head-on lifts the weight. Lesson: talk, own it, move on. To everyone who buried me? I’m still here, stronger than ever doing my 60th sold out tour show tonight, I appreciate the motivation 🙏

Some of the stories about Greg Wallace are wild 😂 @UnleashedComedy 🔥 #gregwallace #comedy

The day a homeless guy from Crewe became part of my stand up comedy show! Last weekend was so surreal, I hit the 2 years sober mark on Saturday and the universe chose that day for me and this guy to meet, he made the night that bit more special by randomly becoming my double act in the show. He ended up not only coming to the show, but through a funny turn of events getting the royal box, then practically becoming my comedy sidekick. Was a night of sharing laughs, jokes and stories, in a weird way it felt like it was meant to happen and reminded me that we are all connected no matter what our situation in life and how easy it is to change someones day by just noticing them. Comedy changed my life and every now and then it changes someone else’s day, its a privilege to be able to do it. Thank you lot for coming to my tour shows & making that possible! #Comedy #StandUpComedy #OutOfCharacterTour

If you know anyone that didn’t get the GCSES they wanted today, PLEASE show them this.. It could completely change their perspective on what life has to offer them! #GCSEresults #GCSEResultsDay #gcse