Author, screenwriter, comic writer. Death Just Wanted To Eat Waffles coming soon. England, Ipswich Town F. C. & Phoenix Rising F. C. supporter.

Joined January 2013
Up to 8 @PHXRisingFC player shirts now. Only three more then I have my starting 11 and can frame them and display them properly on the wall in my loft.
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Wow... That was one hell of an evening.... Well done @PHXRisingFC and thank you @SacRepublicFC And thanks to Conrad Ambursley for the shirt! Much appreciated mate!
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I love how @PlayStation can sell you a single player game, but you load it up to find out it is multiplayer only, but as I downloaded it, I don't qualify for a refund. How else would I determine the description was wrong? I am so done with @Sony
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In light of the hate surrounding politics, I am burying myself in what I can control. My novels. I'm working on new edits of God Just Wanted to Play Golf and Lucifer Just Wanted to Pet Kittens. These will be reissued with the release of book 3 Death Just Wanted To Eat Waffles
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The poster for the final George A. Romero movie Twilight of the Dead was just revealed. I really dig this. I just hope this bookends his legacy with a better movie than Survival of the Dead. Please do him justice.
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I just found the secret to inner peace.
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Congratulations Louisville on winning the absolutely pointless @USL_HQ Cup. Can we have our four league games back next season, please instead of whatever the fuck that tournament is.
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Hurst goal and Dennis assist. You can't script this shit... This is just taking the piss now. Golden Axe it is.
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Well. This is the first game of the season I just don't think I can watch... And I sat through the Oakland trainwreck last week. This is self sabotage at it's fucking finest. Going to watch the Golden Axe cartoon instead. Also me...
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Why the fuck do we let players go out on loan and let them play against us? New Mexico are already going to kick the shit out of Phoenix, now we get to watch them do it with Charlie fucking Dennis. I just can't with this fucking club. At least we're doing with a new 11. AGAIN.
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Avengers Endgame just become the number #1 all time worldwide release. I give it a month before James Cameron demands another Avatar re-re-re-rerelease.
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31 Days of Zubees Halloween is here! Day 3 - Shaun from Shaun of the Dead acrylic keychain. zubees.acggoods.com/product/… #halloween #zubees #spooky #shaun #horror #zombies
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If I turn on the Rising game tomorrow and see Dennis starting against us, I'm turning it right off. I just can't...
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Brilliant.
This is the funniest shit I have seen today😭😭
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31 Days of Zubees Halloween is here! Day 2 - Ash from Evil Dead and Army of Darkness acrylic keychain. zubees.acggoods.com/product/… #halloween #zubees #ghosts, #spooky #ash #horror #evildead
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My Comicones character art series has been rebranded as Zubees. I'm starting my 31 Days of Halloween sale. 31 days 31 characters. Keychains and stickers are available! Dozens of other characters are available! zubees.acggoods.com/product/… zubees.acggoods.com/product/…
31 Days of Zubees Halloween is here! Day 1 - Freddy Krueger from A Nightmare on Elm Street acrylic keychain. zubees.acggoods.com/product/… #halloween #zubees #ghosts, #spooky #freddykrueger #horror
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Zubees 31 Days of Halloween is coming October 1st! 31 days, 31 characters, and 31 acrylic keychains for sale, plus maybe an exclusive or two. Features revised versions of classic Comicones characters and 10 brand new characters! #halloween #zubees #pumpkin #ghosts, #spooky
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Manchester City are about to find out they have so many plastic fans that they could recycle them and pay for the fines.
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I'm as frustrated as anyone with Phoenix Rising right now, but my line is fighting with players. Be mad at owners, the front office, the coach. When you turn on the players, everything we've built is flushed. Saturday fucking sucked. I don't know how we get things back on track.
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Suck it, losers. Number one. Number one...
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