29m California ♎️ | in graduate school for psychology and clinical counseling Dionysian slave to the flesh, I am governed by instinct

San Francisco, CA
Joined August 2026
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6 planets currently in retrograde that’s why.
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how do i fit a 5'3 105 lb chicken in my freezer
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date idea: get locked in a room for 12h and take the oxford all souls exam together
How boys in sf flirt: - Invite you to co-work - Suggest a side project to work on together - Invite you to their office warming party - Invite you to a Dolores park hang - Add you to a group chat - Find a way to mention you in their substack post
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i may be a pervert but i’m also a really good person so it makes up for it
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Bringing this back
91.4% of anxious thoughts never come true.
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i dont care im 🦭🦭 rolling 🔄🌀 rolling spinning 😵‍💫🌪️🤸 in my leafs 🍁🍂 autumn leafs 🍂🍁🧡🦭
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Obsessed with baths of eclectic tiles and sun-kissed water
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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she was a burger he was a king
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You Can See Everything is basically a 3 hour movie about neurotypical normies trying to figure out how the autistic female brain / cracked founder SV ecosystem works
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i bet it feels good as hell to be a duck just doing this
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The moon is very beautiful tonight.
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Mercury is Retrograde Venus is Retrograde Saturn is Retrograde Neptune is Retrograde Uranus is Retrograde Chiron is Retrograde Whatever is happening Is supposed to happen If things feel uncanny It’s cause they are And we have A Full Moon on Mon 10/26 Secrets are getting exposed!
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Mercury is in retrograde again until November 13.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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Stomach made noises while the entire conference room was dead silent and my director said “someone’s hungry”
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Dog owners when their dog is attacking you
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Ethan Klein while cheating on his wife for some reason
Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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The elephant never forgets
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