Stand up comedian, writer, bit of a bell end but very smiley, likes hats, Hates WASPS. Props, Gags, Puns, Songs, Characters, general daftness. Is a Silly Billy.
Stevenage, East
Joined April 2017
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@GingerWildheart Have you heard this lot before. So poptastic. Like a sugar infused cuddle on a marshmallow cloud of joyfulness open.spotify.com/track/3I1yK…
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Just, WOW. Incredible humans. Isn’t it just so much better to be decent.
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@AdamBuxton Buckles are you just “living your life” still? Yuk, where are the podcastles!?!? Stop being content with walkies ☹️
Don’t buy electrical items from @verynetwork people. They won’t return when they turn up broken due to terrible packaging. They just blame you. But only AFTER they have told you twice to return the item, AT YOUR COST.
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@verynetwork just had me on hold for 30 mins then hung up, and won’t refund and item they keep telling me they have authorised. Keep away. Terrible customer service.
@talkSPORT Poch out! Are you serious? The man has revolutionized Spurs. He is brilliant. I wouldnt change him for anyone. Give this man the respect he deserves. Get a grip spurs fans and remember where we were for years. Stupid fans.
@talkSPORT As a Spurs fan I am gutted Wenger is leaving. I have loved the direction he has taken the club in the past few years. Sad to see him go.
Definitely my inspiration. nitter.gq/kelly_convey/status/97…
I turned 2 in comedy years this month and today marks a year since signing to @OffTheKerb. 2 of the best decisions & years of my life 💕
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@talkSPORT I want Wenger to stay. I am 100% Wenger in. He's is just fantastic. Absolute legend. May he stay 10 more years.
@maxrushden Alderweireld will be 29 in a few days. He is getting injured a lot and always takes ages to come back. Sanchez & Vertonghen are just as good. I do not think he's worth breaking the pay structure for, but do agree we need to increase it.
This will be tremendous! Come along. What else will you do in Herts on Thursday? Take a break from looking at trees for one evening :-) nitter.gq/Herring1967/status/966…
People of Hertfordshire. I am one of you now and just like you (though less right wing on average and I don’t have a landrover- yet). Please come and celebrate me being your county’s fifth best comedian at the St Albans Arena TONIGHT alban-arena.co.uk/events/ric…
@talkSPORTDrive Waistcoats YES. In those horrid times a suit is needed. They help hide tummy bulge. And they stop your tie getting in the way of taps and food.
@talkSPORTDrive Kane better than Aubameyang, Son better than Lacazette. Spurs dont spend £50-60m because they dont allow themselves to be ripped off. Arsenal have more money than sense. Simple as that.
@talkSPORTDrive No Dazza. Yes people like what money can bring them. But not EVERYONE is driven by £££'s. Some are driven by happiness over cash. The 2 are not the same. #youlovespursreallyadmitit
Come on Herts people, this will be great. I'm front row!! I will share my smarties if you ask. nitter.gq/Herring1967/status/959…
St Alban was named after the cereal, St Allbran eventually being shortened by the lazy idiots who live in the town. His pre-canonisation name was Ian Weetabix - alban-arena.co.uk/events/ric…
@talkSPORTDrive No fun Durham back with a bang again. Trying to demoralize Spurs fans now about what was clearly a master class last night. I bet he was always picked last in P.E
@tSHandJ Paul can you keep saying that Liverpool are not the sort of team who would go to Swansea and lose :-) Brilliant. COYS!
@JimWhite I think your man has been sniffing bad milk Jim if he thinks Arsenal have an equal team to Spurs at this time. What a numpty as Alan would say.
Totally agree. Disgusting. nitter.gq/andrewismaxwell/status…
I see Weinstein is off to Sex Addiction rehab..
Writing off your disgusting treatment of women as an “addiction” is an admission you’ve spent your life seeing them as bags of shit to be scored behind the bus station