Assistant Zionist Internet Spy. Official Member: Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.
Bumfuct Egypt
Joined June 2009
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Darth Odie retweeted
As Twitter/X's oldest and most banned Star Wars parody account I am sending a cease and desist order to Elon Musk to stay in his lane!
Just like George Lucas sent "The Jawa Report" blog. True story. I imagine my cease and desist order will be followed by Elon about as closely as I followed. George Lucas's. 👇👇👇🤬🤬🤬
Darth Odie retweeted
"Voyager 1, an 1,818-lb machine, left Earth’s surface at 8:56 AM Eastern on Sept. 5, 1976 It’s been streaking farther away every moment since, all the time that 190 million American babies were conceived and born. Now it's almost 17 billion miles away, takes a radio signal 24 hrs to come home..."
redstate.com/andrewmalcolm/2…
Darth Odie retweeted
TJHS HAS GONE VIRAL! 🐾
3.1 MILLION VIEWS AND COUNTING!
TJHS senior Layla Clark and the TJHS Marching Band are taking the internet by storm! What an incredible spotlight on our Jaguars!
Watch the viral performance!
Darth Odie retweeted
Oh my gosh, @WTeach2 reminded me of something I hadn't thought of in years.
My blog (and his) was literally banned in India! Yes, the entire country.
I blame the blasphemers @darthodius
And @JawaVinnie .
Good times. Good times.
How's that working out for you India?
Darth Odie retweeted
Guy from ... checks notes ... Religion of Peace arrested for ISIS bomb plot.
Florida teenager arrested in an Islamic State-linked bomb plot longwarjournal.org/archives/…
Darth Odie retweeted
The modern playbook for the road to serfdom with apologies to Hayek.
1 - vote in Democratic Socialists who claim they will get the trains to run on time
2 - trains don't run on time
3 - Democratic socialist run trains literally kill the voters who voted for them
4 - blame capitalism
5 - burn down the train station in a protest against capitalism
7 - vote Democratic socialist so the trains will run on time
Protests erupt in Spain after train crash kills dozens nbcnews.com/world/spain/spai…
Ironic too considering his big speech that made him president at the D convetion. I watched it. I did he'll be president.
It was his peak unfortunately.
Darth Odie retweeted
The Palestinians want to kill Jews because of deranged religious views that killing Jews is good. The idea that it’s about “colonialism” or something is the West trying to put things in terms it can understand because they can’t deal with the simplicity of evil.
Darth Odie retweeted
"Your drug test includes a flower, and flowers are from the Creator. If your test says I smoked a flower, you are saying I can't be your slave?"
Pretty sure I won't get a call back
Darth Odie retweeted
I have questions.
🚨BREAKING: #BEARS WR JAHDAE WALKER WAS EJACULATED FROM THE GAME FOR HEADBUTTING A DEFENDER.
WOW.
Darth Odie retweeted
Hell could be a 5-star resort and it would be turned into a lake of fire and torment by the people who go there