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Marxism-Leninism-Maoism enjoyer. Any pronoun. Pro-Sakai, Pro-LGBTQ+, anti-revisionist. Twitter's #1 Labour Aristocracy Hater. Enemy of NGOs and union-skeptic.

Turtle Isle Occupation Zone 39
Joined October 2022
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*spoilers* Avatar 2 was basically the Speed 2 format of sequel -- everything more or less the same as the first movie, except on a boat this time I didn't hate it simply because it's too interesting and Cameron is just too competent a filmmaker, but it wasn't even as good as A1
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like I even predicted exactly which of Jake Sully's shit-kids was going to be killed the moment they appeared on screen
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tfw you are in a Hitler-killing contest and your opponent is Hitler
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The forces of Satan proudly declare they are fighting to maintain Hell
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Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me.
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A Communist Party Chairman is sitting in his office and a white Amerikkkan suburbanite family walks in; father, mother, kids, big fluffy dog. Blonde hair, blue eyes, and bright skin. The Communist looks up and says, "Alright, let's see what sort of labour you all do." 1/3🧵
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The father drops his pants, takes off his shirt, and starts expropriating surplus value from the Global South. The wife joins in, before long the son and daughter are involved, and in no time they are all on the floor, accumulating superprofits stolen from the Global South. 2/3
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Finally when the Global South is exhausted, the family is lying there soaked in surplus, shameless and proud beneficiaries of imperialism. Finally, they all stand up, and take a bow. The Communist says, "wow ... uh ... so what do you call that?" "THE LABOUR ARISTOCRATS!" 3/3
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People not invested in Twitter: "lol Twitter's dead" People invested in Twitter: "It's just Elon fucking with you, Twitter is fine." People on Twitter ironically: "I . . . uh . . . ermm . . ."
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All the social-chauvinists are now “Marxists” (don’t laugh!).
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Workers of the Shanghai Generator Factory discuss Marxist-Leninist philosophy during the Cultural Revolution in 1976.
Replying to @BadSocialisms
Remember there is a difference between message (rhetoric) and theory. Rhetoric have to match theory, but you ain't going to the factory floor reciting Das Kapital
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