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Beneath the clothes you find a man, and beneath the man you find his... nucleus

Joined January 2012
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Alright this is funny
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El mejor disfraz de Halloween
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Another one. @Padres No. 26 prospect Alex McCoy matches the AFL lead in homers with his fifth this Fall. The homer had an exit velocity of 116.3 MPH and gave the Javelinas the lead.
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Patrick Stewart, the beloved star of the X-Men and Star Trek franchises, among numerous other roles, has died at the age of 86 in his LA home. Read More: screenrant.com/patrick-stewa…
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Why does your cyclops have two eyes, disphit? @elonmusk
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Despite the attacks, lies and smears coming from multiple fronts, El- Sayed’s message has him outperforming all of them when it comes to favorability.
Replying to @joshorton
Senate head-to-head: ^El-Sayed leads Rogers 50%-45% AND - Abdul Al-Sayed has equal or higher favs as other Dems: ^El-Sayed 48-46 fav-unfav (+2) ^Rogers 39-51 fav-unfav (-12) ^Whitmer 42-45 (-2) ^Benson 40-38 (+2) ^Trump 38-57 (-18)
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Lowest #Postseason Team ERA in the Wild Card Era: 1996 Braves - 1.89 2026 Brewers - 1.98 2023 Phillies - 2.20 2022 Astros - 2.29 1999 Yankees - 2.39
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A better way to look at it is “man, if this guy could compete with his shortcomings it’s possible he really knows some things that could help others!” There’s a reason it’s not usually the best players who are great coaches. It’s the guys who had to struggle to find every edge.
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I’m not saying this was the intended message but hear me out. The average person says “look at that guy and his playing career. How can he be a coach!?His swing looked like crap. His body looked like crap. Basically all he could do was DH or PH vs RHP. What can he know!?”….
Ex-Met Daniel Vogelbach - one of the worst fundamentally inept hitters maybe of all time - is about to be a World Series champion ... as a hitting coach!!! I'm happy for him, but make it make sense! Moral: What's stopping you from achieving your dreams?
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Mark Wahlberg was taking a lie detector test when he was asked if he was an Israeli agent. His response: “I have affiliates with Mossad, yes.” WTF? Then they claim he was supposed to be on one of the planes that struck the World Trade Center, but claims he was so hungover that he missed the flight. Not sure about you all, but I don’t believe in coincidences to that extreme.
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Mark Wahlberg's "Mossad" response was from a 2018 Vanity Fair comedic lie detector test, treated as a joke by the interviewer. He changed his Flight 11 booking in advance for Toronto, unlike Seth MacFarlane who missed it hungover. vanityfair.com/video/watch/ma… bostonherald.com/2011/09/11/day…
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OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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16 yrs in development… the behind of scenes on how wildwood was made is CRAZY! so how much hard work and dedication that ai could never recreate. im in actual tears.
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“Manny Machado and Fernando Tatis Jr. are Padres for life. We never think about trading them. They are the founders of the Padres.” - AJ Preller (Via @mikedeportes)
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bro what is going on
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one last dance for old times' sake
DUDE WHAT ETHAN KLEIN HAS BEEN CHEATING ON HILA AND THAT'S WHY THERE'S A HIATUS??? IM 💀💀💀💀
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People are giving Ethan Klein a lot of shit for cheating on Hila with Tamara, but imagine you are the world's most famous American Jew and you suddenly find yourself face to face with the reincarnation of your people's largest folk hero and she says "take me up to your attic"
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oh my god incredible timing
When you arguing with someone online and see that they lost custody of their kids
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Hila Klein says she's "in survival mode" so if you're a child or a hospital you might want to watch out
‼️🚨Hila Klein has posted on her IG that she has become aware Ethan Klein has been having an AFFAIR
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