The Norty Boys and 🌈 Violet Hissypants

Anyone with a cat will totally understand how this could happen! 🐈‍⬛

Sunpuddlimg in my underpants 😸

Montgomery: Meowing to come in through the window (cat flap nearby but mummy is a sucker 😞 ), kisses for my pesky brofur and then I will sit my soggy bottom on this comfy chair and dry off 😸😸

The licky baff to the head starts so nicely and then boom 💥

This is the ‘rest your pawsies on the wall’ technique whilst showing off your white underpants 😹😹

Mummy has been to Bolton Priory and says their harvest festival looks beautiful. She particularly liked the home made jams made with ❤️ There is nuffink for kitties so we are not bovvered. 😾😾

Sat on the telly box to warm up my bum before guess what, giving it a 🧼 😹😹

Having an ickle wash 🧼 on mummy’s knee. You’ll never guess what my brother is washing 🧽 again… BTW mummy went to see Pressure at the cinema and says it is brilliant 🤩

Had a visitor who had no idea of cat treats rationing and left the lid off so I got stuck in. Then I washed my bottom. 😹😹

Creamy treat after an early vets appointment for our jabs this morning. What is harder than getting a cat in a cat carrier? Getting the second cat in the other carrier when his brother is wowling and giving him heads up! The vet said Hugo looked furious 😹😹

Starting the day rolling with a bit of cat nip. Wooo! 😹

Me watching fur meeses 🐁 . Mum luring me inside with a promise of treatos. It would seem she’s fed up with my Turner prize offerings: “Dead mouse on a mat recently vacuumed.” 😹😹

Powering up the murder mitts before sneaking into next door neighbour’s garden. What time will I be back mum? When I feel like it that’s when. 😼😼😼

This is all a bit confusing mum - is it bedtime or what?

Brought somefink in the house, got chased out, chomped on it, tootled off and then had a celebratory roll in my white underpants. Best day ever! 😸😸😸😸😸

What do you mean I’ve got a fevver 🪶 on my whiskers?

I was out partying last night and have been sleeping it off/recharging my batteries. 😹😹