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This might be the greatest Who he play for of all time lmao a must watch! please don't retire Chuck!
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Why do they perpetually look like they’re planning a 2 man?
LaMelo Ball & Anthony Edwards duo is thriving to start the season. 🔥
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The infamous banned Halloween cold open from The Office that you won’t find on @peacock or @netflix. Michael Scott really had no boundaries.
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Rays in 6
Two brothers who each paid $1,000 for a Milwaukee Brewers “Timeless Ticket” more than a decade ago say the team isn’t honoring its promise to give them the best available seats for the World Series.
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One of the greatest Homerun trots off all time (January 2025) The greatest trot MLB has ever seen (tonight) Junior is the best!
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this might be one of the great moments of the NBA season
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Yandy Diaz is ripping a tomahawk steak in the clubhouse and flexing after winning the American League Pennant
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Absolutely love how MLB’s only way of policing check swings is “old man 100 feet away just eyeballing it”
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Primer día como herrero, espero que el cliente quede satisfecho 💪🏻💪🏻
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Lmao get fucked. Mamba nigga 😭
What in the hell just happened NO WAY
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Went toliet and the toilet seat is warm and I’m home alone
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barber just told me its on the house mid cut
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Say nephew, go head and put that back now. 😂😂😂
look what i found in my mom’s room😄.
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The bars around Dodger Stadium just hedged the Dodgers the way a farmer hedges corn. A Los Angeles hospitality group runs 25 bars, many of them in the neighborhood around the stadium. For a place like that, a World Series run is the harvest: packed rooms, extra nights, the best weeks of the year. So the group made a $60,000 trade on Kalshi that would pay if the Dodgers didn’t advance. When Milwaukee swept them out of the NLCS, the position paid back nearly twice the stake, Kalshi told Reuters, covering some of the money those bars lost. Farmers have done this for generations, locking in a price so a bad season doesn’t wipe them out, and federal regulators treat that kind of hedging as a legitimate use of commodities markets. Kalshi is pitching small businesses on the same idea. It called a Manhattan bar’s Knicks trade in June the first documented case of a small business hedging an event, and Semafor reported that Kalshi suggested that trade in the first place. Kalshi hasn’t named the LA group.
ドジャースタジアム周辺で多くのバーを運営する企業が、ドジャースのワールドシリーズ敗退による売上減を補うため、予測市場カルシで「進出しない」に6万ドルを賭けた。結果は約2倍のリターンとなり、追加のプレーオフ試合で得られるはずだったバーの売上の損失を補填することができたという。賭けサイトについては否定的だけど、こんな救われ方もあるのだなと。 reuters.com/sports/la-restau…
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Inside America's only internet sea cable maker
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I've shitted in bathrooms you wouldn't even piss in
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Wym I can’t take Kyle Kuzma unders no more 💔💔💔💔 @NBA
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A list of EVERY player since 2000 to average 30.0+ PPG and be First Team All-Defense. 🧵 A thread:
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