NoContextUnited (@datchguy_x)

@datchguy_x25 Jan 2025

ARAT HOSSEINI, the next generation Messi. A thread 🧵

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Football Universe 🗞️ · Oct 27, 2026 · 7:31 PM UTC

NoContextUnited retweeted

@footballuniverX1h

🚨 BALLON D’OR 2026: FINAL TOP 10 🏆 🥇 1. Harry Kane 🥈 2. Kylian Mbappé 🥉 3. Lamine Yamal 4️⃣ Rodri 5️⃣ Lionel Messi 6️⃣ Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 7️⃣ Ousmane Dembélé 8️⃣ Erling Haaland 9️⃣ Michael Olise 🔟 Fabián Ruiz 🏆 HARRY KANE IS THE 2026 BALLON D’OR WINNER! 👑

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LaLiga Puls🚨 · Oct 27, 2026 · 7:29 PM UTC

NoContextUnited retweeted

@LaLigaPuls1h

When Ronaldinho fooled Oliver Kahn by stealing Roberto Carlos’ free-kick. 😭🇧🇷✨

@LaLigaPuls1h

“he stole the show and left oliver kahn FROZEN”

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NoContextUnited · Oct 27, 2026 · 7:10 PM UTC

@datchguy_x2h

Beckham: “Please, let me take this free kick, it's my last professional match.” Zlatan: “ I need this goal.”

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NoContextUnited · Oct 27, 2026 · 2:21 PM UTC

NoContextUnited retweeted

@datchguy_x6h

Messi when he decides to do something that doesn't exist in football ❤️❤️🔥

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Football Universe 🗞️ · Oct 27, 2026 · 2:34 PM UTC

NoContextUnited retweeted

@footballuniverX6h

DELETE TWO. 🐐🔥 Which TWO strikers are you removing from their prime? 👀⚽

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NoContextUnited · Oct 27, 2026 · 2:21 PM UTC

@datchguy_x6h

Messi when he decides to do something that doesn't exist in football ❤️❤️🔥

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LaLiga Puls🚨 · Oct 27, 2026 · 8:31 AM UTC

NoContextUnited retweeted

@LaLigaPuls12h

When players run into each other as a teammate after already having fought❤️☺️

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NoContextUnited · Oct 27, 2026 · 8:22 AM UTC

@datchguy_x12h

Harry Kane taking a goal kick… 😭😳 WHAT CAN THIS GUY NOT DO?!

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NoContextUnited · Oct 27, 2026 · 6:32 AM UTC

@datchguy_x14h

Imagine seeing this and still believing Harry Kane wasn’t worthy of the Ballon d’Or.

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NoContextUnited · Oct 26, 2026 · 7:27 PM UTC

NoContextUnited retweeted

@datchguy_xOct 26

The day Lamine Yamal decided to destroy Real Betis 😮‍💨

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NoContextUnited · Oct 26, 2026 · 7:27 PM UTC

@datchguy_xOct 26

The day Lamine Yamal decided to destroy Real Betis 😮‍💨

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Football Universe 🗞️ · Oct 26, 2026 · 2:30 PM UTC

NoContextUnited retweeted

@footballuniverXOct 26

🚨 BALLON D’OR POWER RANKING (TOP 10) — FINAL EDITION 🏆👀 10. Jude Bellingham🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿(385pts) 9. Osumane Dembele🇫🇷(448pts) 8. K. Kvaratskhellia🇬🇪(487pts) 7. Vitinha🇵🇹 (527pts) 6. Lionel Messi🇦🇷 (565pts) 5. Rodri 🇪🇸(684pts) 4. Michael Olise🇫🇷.….. love

@footballuniverXOct 26

🚨 BALLON D’OR UPDATE 🏆 TODAY IS THE DAY! ⏳🔥

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NoContextUnited · Oct 26, 2026 · 8:14 AM UTC

@datchguy_xOct 26

SHOW ME A VIDEO OF VIDAL HAVING HIS PENALTY SAVED, AND I’LL DELETE MY ACCOUNT. 😭💀

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NoContextUnited · Oct 25, 2026 · 7:17 PM UTC

NoContextUnited retweeted

@datchguy_xOct 25

The day Lionel Messi gifted us a pass so enigmatic that no one has yet found the key 🤯

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LaLiga Puls🚨 · Oct 25, 2026 · 8:08 AM UTC

NoContextUnited retweeted

SZCZĘSNY AFTER FIVE PACKS OF CIGARETTES AND SOME WATER 😭🚬💀

“Best SZCZĘSNY moment in Barcelona”

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LaLiga Puls🚨 · Oct 25, 2026 · 7:25 PM UTC

NoContextUnited retweeted

The day messi told real madrid fans: “remember this jersey for the rest of your life.” 🥶

“One el clásico. one messi show”

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NoContextUnited · Oct 25, 2026 · 7:17 PM UTC

@datchguy_xOct 25

The day Lionel Messi gifted us a pass so enigmatic that no one has yet found the key 🤯

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NoContextUnited · Oct 24, 2026 · 7:08 PM UTC

NoContextUnited retweeted

@datchguy_xOct 24

MOURINHO’S REACTION TO RONALDO’S LAST-MINUTE WINNER 😭🤯😳

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Football Universe 🗞️ · Oct 25, 2026 · 2:37 PM UTC

NoContextUnited retweeted

@footballuniverXOct 25

🚨 Ballon D’Or Power Ranking (Top 10) 10. Jude Bellingham🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿(385pts) 9. Osumane Dembele🇫🇷(448pts) 8. K. Kvaratskhellia🇬🇪(487pts) 7. Vitinha🇵🇹 (527pts) 6. Michael Olise🇫🇷 (565pts) 5. Rodri 🇪🇸(684pts) 4. Lionel Messi🇦🇷.….. love