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Avery Simone

@dateavery

✨Breath of fresh air, bonafide good time. Soft hearted / quick witted girl about town. ✨

 New Orleans & Worldwide
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Joined June 2024
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AI could never write the tweets I’ve seen today
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Connor Ewing@ConnorMEwingNov 4
I just wish Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.
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Avery Simone@dateaveryOct 24
Ok who’s sponsoring my birthday omakase dinner? 👀 $ velvetdreamsss 🍣
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Sorry babe, the panties stay on until you sign up to become a monthly recurring Wikipedia donor
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Now lets see The Muppet's Ken Russell's The Devils and have Oliver Reed be the only non-Muppet
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Avery Simone@dateaverySep 11
Pavlovian response except it’s my ***** throbbing every time I get an email from Marigold 🥵
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Ève 🕊️ DXB
@bonjour_eveSep 23
You’ll sleep a lot better if you don’t look at screens at night, which means you should absolutely go on dinner dates every day with a pretty woman
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All the most beautiful girls in the world were born in October
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Amber Lavelle
@meetwithamberAug 20
Men who send gifts “just because you deserve it” >>>>>>>
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Melody Ko@MeetMelKoOct 4
Sometimes it feels physically painful to blur my face out of photos, but alas. The surveillance state 🥲
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✮@istgnolimitSep 29
bilf (book i'd like to finish)
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Joseph 🕊️
@CaudilloXIVSep 9
“tits or ass?” her soul bro... also her ass
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Nayo
@linkedin_redditSep 6
mink (mysterious income no kids)
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Penélope NYC@penelope_penny7Sep 3
I think the hottest thing a man can do is admit he was nervous before seeing you
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Social media is so tiresome; I am not moved by post engagement. I am a horny, connection craving, flesh coveting little freak. I am moved by in person experiences.
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I have to be hot and sexy for life now. It’s what Dolly and Tim would have wanted.
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tasman
@lildorothy_Aug 25
Idk how to flirt i just called this girl a feast for the senses
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beck@unrivaledAug 25
the best to do it. there will never be another.
Image from beck (@unrivaled)
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Melody Ko@MeetMelKoAug 12
Kinda chic to have a face card that never declines and heavily paywall it
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rķá@rrilvc_Aug 9
just kissed u in my mind i hope u felt it
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