Geek, dad, husband, chess nut, pun lover

Charlotte, North Carolina
Joined March 2007
Twitter’s source code is full of libs. It’s time to get rid of them
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People love ServiceNow once it’s integrated right but I’m such a big UI person that I can just never get fully on board. I put a lot of weight into the UI when rating a product. ServiceNow looks like someone built it using the Geocities Website Builder.
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Which is it?? #TeamReGex or #TeamReJex?! Don’t hit me with that gegggegggeh
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Just realized caching can be pronounced Ca-ching! and that's how I'll think of it from now on.
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we love Edgar Allan Poe because he portrays universal human emotions like loss, grief, unrequited love, burying your enemy alive in the cellar and being scared out of your mind by a bird.
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Apparently, some customs agencies are saying they won’t allow shipment of anything called a “Flamethrower”. To solve this, we are renaming it “Not a Flamethrower”.
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After what happened at Mar-a-Lago we can add this to the list of things Ryan wishes he never said- @stevebenen xitter.cf/speakerryan/status/751…
Individuals who are "extremely careless" with classified information should be denied further access to such info.
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For every RT of this tweet my wife and I will donate $1 (up to $25k) to @R4Rfoundation + @LevineChildrens #OlsenWPMOYChallenge
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Guess THAT song!
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When a dev says GIF with a soft G, start saying Git with a soft g: "do a jit pull" , 'I found it on jit hub' , 'look in the jit ignore file'
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This visual explanation of a Diffie-Hellman exchange is one of my all time favorites. Makes it so understandable. youtube.com/watch?v=YEBfamv-…
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Too perfect.. Courtesy of cartoonist Stuart Carlson @ bit.ly/1Q84K1C
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Someone is really happy with their job scheduler
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Best headline ever
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Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
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I don't get repeatedly asking a question to two candidates and not the third. #DemDebate
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Developer Accused Of Unreadable Code Refuses To Comment
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Hey, web devs? Don't do this. Don't disable paste on password fields. It discourages strong, generated passwords.
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datguy retweeted
Breaking news: CERN researchers confirm existence of the Force cern.ch/go/c7dB
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