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doing the most while doing the least

Joined July 2011
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Dom for President #PerfectMatch
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Call her a Lyft or Pete Davidson will
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Are we supposed to like Ingrid?? She’s a bad friend and a cheater lmao. Pls #PartnerTrack
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if i send you 50 tiktoks i expect a reaction for all 50 of them
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Was wordle getting political today 🧐
oat milk did to almond milk what zoom did to skype
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Me watching those listen at 3x speed videos wondering what they’re hearing bc I’ll never take the time to do that
The City of MN limited the use of no-knock warrants… yet just 2 YEARS later Amir Locke was senselessly killed when police barged in, waking him from sleep! Locke was an innocent young man who legally possessed a gun! No-knock warrants need to be BANNED! cnn.com/2022/02/04/us/minnea…
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Groundhog Day has the same vibes as no bones day
#TheBachelor group dates at bars I used to frequent in LA just hits different 🥲
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I know I’m addicted to coffee because I didn’t have it this morning and I am BED RIDDEN
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After so many cold, grey days, it’s nice to have sunny California back ☀️
Inkeeper: There is no room at the inn! Jesus in Mary’s womb:
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it's Christmas EVE, not Christmas ADAM
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In 2005, Debbie Loggins suffocated to death after being placed in the prone position & hogtied by deputies in the back of a squad car following an altercation. 10+ YEARS later, police put her son Robert in the SAME restraint for 90 mins & killed him! clarionledger.com/story/news…
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Today’s date (using U.S. style) is both a palindrome and an ambigram, which means it reads the same even if it’s flipped upside down.
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god: thanks for being hot Leos: np
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why does daylight always need saving? girl get help
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