Frontend Developer at https://xitter.cf/t.co/Q9W67k4kgd. Also a book-lover, piano player, occasional magician and avid tea drinker

London, England
Joined May 2014
Dave Bernhard retweeted
I choose to interpret this as a critique of capitalism and consumerism.
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Typo of the day: got stash poop
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Whole generations had to develop the social skills to make friends without being able to just show each other funny YouTube videos.
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Absolutely critical that we all refer to Elon as Space Karen from now on
Since Space Karen bought Twitter, I religiously block any company or individual which pays to advertise with him. This means I've had to block the likes of Barnardos, UNICEF and the Red Cross. If someone looks at my Twitter when I die I'm going to be remembered as a cunt.
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Put on my shorts this morning and found a little dismembered arm in one of the pockets
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Took me a good 5 seconds to remember I have Tintin on my keyring
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Dave Bernhard retweeted
Someone built a frontend to Reddit that looks like Outlook so you can browse it all day at work without worrying about who is looking over your shoulder. I love the internet.
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I have a talent for writing work leaving cards. Can strike an amusing balance between sincerity and irreverence. Does someone wanna, like, pay me to do it? Is that a thing?
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Apparently there's a difference between "obligated" and "obliged". Sometimes even I hate English 🙄
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I feel seen
My cartoon for this weekend’s @GuardianBooks / @GdnSaturday. p.s. my latest book cartoons collection is Revenge of the Librarians: tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2
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the solution to “woe is me, for my mind is broken, and I possess only my broken mind to fix it”, is actually to interface with reality. like- grow a plant. make friends with regulars at a coffeeshop. take walks. play with lego. feed a bird. ride a bicycle. sing a song
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Oh no. I think Jacob Collier just went from a musician I find fascinating and mind-bogglingly impressive to an artist that brings me pure joy. Such a banger: youtube.com/watch?v=4lSqCdA2…
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The girl sings We'll Meet Again to a box, carried on men's shoulders. The young woman sings to her dead friend with aching, tender grief.
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Just realised that Slack introduced "Canvases". I just created one. Turns out it should be called "Documents".
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How to really enjoy the rain: 1. Stand at the window (inside) 2. Put non-tea drinking hand on hip 3. Sip tea from mug 4. Say “look at that rain” or “it’s really coming down now” 5. Ask someone else if it’s raining where they are 6. Say the garden needs it 7. Eat all the biscuits
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New aspiration to be as casual about seemingly big life changes as George Harrison
"Left the Beatles" —George Harrison, 10th January 1969
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Radical act for the day: walking through London's city district with an open smile on my face. Take that, suits!
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"The rationalist, puritanical mind is a veneer above a muck-heap, an attempt to copy greatness by wearing its clothes."
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From "Is there an unconscious?" by Alan Watts
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