Creative technologist 👨🏻‍💻 • Chemistry degree ⚗️ • Loves: Oxford commas, and dogs • Blocked by Trump • He/him/his • 🏳️‍🌈 • @davey@mastodon.online

London
Joined March 2008
Calvin Klein teases new campaign with Jude Bellingham.
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so this is just a thing now every time the right-wing loses an election.
JUST IN: Elon Musk says Brazil's presidential election results do not "add up"
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i wanted to make a tool to recreate the original wordart outputs, so i went through the various screenshots i could find and tweaked the built-in styles by eye. it's pretty fun to play with, and i didn't realise how it would take me back to sitting in the computer rooms at my school in the late '90s. enjoy! titleart.dvy.io
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Juno saying “I see a sni-“ then immediately getting her head taken off is actual comedy 😭
well if you saw her why didnt u move?
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we’re taking cutlery nudes now
Nạp năng lượng sau 1 buổi tập chân 🫩
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she looks like Big Birds pussy
this was so high fashion of her
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Man fuck you bro who wrote this
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I’m sorry there’s no one touching Britney in her prime. She was just a star.
Britney Spears’ ICONIC 2002 Super Bowl Pepsi commercial was literally a cultural MOMENT. 🥤🔥 👑
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It's utterly ridiculous that we have all these supposed billionaire geniuses running around, and their greatest innovation of our lifetime has been stealing our personal data to sell us targeted ads.
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Gay people really are so fucking funny
Me after spreading my hole open at the orgy
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Elon Musk could have spent the $500 MILLION in political donations on helping people. He could have fed children. Housed families. Made their lives better. Added stability so they can grow on their own. Instead he chose to buy politicians to save his own ass.
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Elon Musk's X account has devolved into a 24/7 exercise in dumbfuckery. This is what truly desperate shitposting looks like. He's losing, he knows it — and the meltdown has been spectacular.
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So let met get that straight: paying a wealth tax is impossible (“billionaires have no liquidity”, “it would be taxing unrealized gains”, “their wealth is virtual”) but paying half a billion to influence elections is possible. Did I understand well?
Elon Musk has cemented his record as the largest individual political donor in modern American history. Musk poured $446 million of his own money into this year’s midterm elections, mostly aimed at preserving the Republican Party’s control of Congress. wapo.st/4igb5Kq
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Elon Musk Just what an incredible fall from grace… From innovative, eco-conscious, cool nerd… 
To depraved, entitled, evil, war-mongering, self-radicalised fuckwit.
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Never seen someone laugh dick first
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bulge and feet he is coming for blood
Mike Rogers can keep his yachts and his McMansion in Florida.
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Lmaoooo man leave that damn dog alone 😂😂😂😂😂😂 the side eye is taking me out
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Every day we are fighting to prevent French stats from looking like this.
Every day we are fighting to prevent American streets from looking like this.
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"I don't mind trans people, I just don't want their existence shoved down my throat" Brother, it's conservatives shoving trans people down your throat. They can't shut the fuck up about them. It's every political podcast, rally, and advertisement. It's all they think about.
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