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Mary had a little lamb She tied it to a pylon But thanks to a net zero blackout Fifty thousand volts didnโ€™t go up its bum Or turn its wool to nylon
Andy Burnham tried his hand at playing the steel drum during his trip to the Caribbean. He was later joined by Ed Miliband for a duet of Mary Had A Little Lamb ๐Ÿ‘‡ telegraph.co.uk/politics/202โ€ฆ
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On the night shifts theyโ€™ll be fast asleep before the patients.
Nursing school in America. Those who will take care of you.
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Wordle 1,965 5/6 โฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจโฌœ ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจโฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœ โฌœ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ โฌœ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉpfft
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Iโ€™d melt those dodgy Reform councillors down and fill some potholes in with them.
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After John Lewis, The Sports Direct Christmas advert has just dropped.
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Back up to Wakefield then done for the week.
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A young Peter Bleksley with all his war medals.
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If Peter Bleksley has a local pub I bet all the regulars groan when he comes in.
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Iโ€™m fighting for my nan and her fourteen rental properties. ๐Ÿฉต
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Bleksley needs to get on the statins.
๐Ÿค– Made with AI
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The Oystercatcher in the Rye #AvianAlmanacs
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Wordle 1,954 2/6 ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉthat was a lucky guess.
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Iโ€™m looking forward to being warm again, some time around May next year.
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A night shift run to Reading. Living the dream...
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South Belfast Shocking footage has emerged of older African teens violently assaulting very young local children: filming it, laughing, then posting the footage online. I believe this is a playground near Windsor Park. Locals have been saying for a while that, contrary to what many might think, there are โ€œblack areasโ€ now in Belfast. I warned about this for years. Now it has come here. Our children are literally being beaten violently by them, but too many still have their heads in the sand. These Africans will not be protected by their age, just as their victims were not protected by theirs.
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Yet again our women targeted by this absolute shit. Three foreign men on the 1C at Knightswood this morning, off their heads, screaming at the female driver because they wouldnโ€™t pay. The one in grey then exposed himself twice while the bus was packed with women and young schoolgirls, then punched the screen. Sick of it. Every single day another incident. Another one. Scottish men: if you see this and sit there doing nothing, youโ€™re part of the problem. Start calling it out. Start doing more. Our women and girls are being targeted in our own neighbourhoods. Enough.
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Itโ€™s the first time itโ€™s been off road.
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Kim Jong-unconscious.
Kim Jong-un โ€˜in COMA after suffering brain haemorrhageโ€™, wild rumours claim as tyrant โ€˜rushed to China for treatmentโ€™.
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Growth in every postcode, Iโ€™m going to gout and spend spend spend now.
Parking should be straightforward, not another everyday hassle. Today weโ€™re putting the brakes on rip-o๏ฌ€ parking charges - meaning drivers get a fairer deal, protections from being unfairly charged, and confidence that private parking providers are held to a higher standard. It's yet another step forward in this governmentโ€™s plan to take the stress out of everyday life and ease the pressure on people's pockets.
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