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I’m honestly just a vegetarian he/him/his

Chicago, IL
Joined October 2010
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I don’t blame anyone for unfollowing me on here except for my friend Claire
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Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!
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girl who never figured it out
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Hi CHICAGO- We have found a beautiful husky dog roaming the streets around the Barry and California area. We are keeping an eye on them and feeding granola bars. We are taking him to our place but please let us know if you are missing a friend! They are so sweet! PLEASE RT!!!
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Those who get it, get it. Those who don’t, don’t.
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Night cap ☺️
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I want you to close your eyes and try to imagine how thirsty I am
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Hi I’m Alicia Silverstone. You know, from Batman and Robin?
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I keep worrying something I don’t see coming is coming
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Understudy at Ford’s Theatre
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I’m so relieved when tv characters get new haircuts so I know a new season of the show has begun
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grieving the apple slices and peanut butter I had for lunch rn
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It’s hard for me to relate to Euphoria because in high school a friend brought a water bottle full of vodka to a sleepover when my parents were out of town, and I made her dump it down the drain in front of me.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt….where did she come from, where did she go…
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Why would they say that
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“Why do you feel the need to do that?” Me to my cat after he hits my pen off the table.
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One thing that’s always going to piss me off is which names get to be big names on music festival posters.
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