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Guy Le Douche

@davidgardner02

If Pokémon were real they would have been used in the Iraq war

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Joined January 2012
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All that glitters ain't fishscale
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Nick@iCuhRuptMay 24
Replying to @barstoolsports
That snipe had to feel like all Habs fans got speared in the stomach. I mean slashed.
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Carolina Hurricanes
@CanesMay 15
WHO WANTS A BEER SKATE?! RT for your chance to win the hottest drinking device in sports.
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This is fucking bullshit.
Paul Bissonnette (@BizNasty2point0) profile picturePaul Bissonnette
@BizNasty2point0Apr 25
It’s pandemonium. Ottawa and Carolina just trying to kill one another. Tkachuk just trucked Hall. Ridly Greig should be gone after that bullshit sucker punch on Walker. That’s fucking bullshit.
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yup tkachuk goes after jankowski who’s never fought but has to run to a ref when deslauriers goes after him
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TrippTracy@TrippTracyApr 17
Do you accept this proposition Senator @ryanwhitney6 you Legend🚨
Ryan Whitney (@ryanwhitney6) profile pictureRyan Whitney
@ryanwhitney6Apr 17
Tripp Tracy and Caniacs are furious at me for forgetting about Jordan Staal and his role as an elite third line center. They seem a little on tilt. Carolina fans are on edge. Ican tell. This is their year with no Florida. Every year they drum some average team in the first round
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Carolina Hurricanes
@CanesApr 7
Celebrating our last home game of the regular season with some giveaways! RT for your chance to add a bobblehead to your collection.
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Carolina Hurricanes
@Canes28 Jan 2025
MIKKO PUCK GIVEAWAY 🚨 Retweet for your chance to win this signed Mikko Rantanen puck, just because!
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Gar 🦍@BigGarilla_11 Jan 2023
I take 9 Benadryl and let the hat man place sports bets for me
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wint
@dril10 Jan 2023
i think if dogs could talk they would have the most racist opinions in the world, stuff that just blows normal human racism out of the water
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me @ 7am:
crazy ass moments in nu metal history (@numetal_moment) profile picturecrazy ass moments in nu metal history
@numetal_moment6 Jan 2023
starting ya day listening to nu-metal music kinda red flag imo lol
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Granite Mtn.
@gran1te_mtn7 Jan 2023
If Trump would’ve put me in on Jan 6 we’d have overturned the election. No doubt in my mind.
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Gimme 24 beers and a PT cruiser and I promise you no one breaks into the US capital
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#DIAVOLO@saintdiavolo31 Dec 2022
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April Clark@autogynefiles30 Dec 2022
Completely bungling a murder suicide by killing myself first
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pavlo
@LaughterHaver29 Dec 2022
Telling the guy talking me off the ledge that he’s a dickrider
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derek guy
@dieworkwear23 Dec 2022
cryin
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I do believe it's clip szn yall
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