David P Elliot

Did you know that if you see a white line painted around a hole in the road it is a sign that the 'Pothole Fairies' have filled it in with fairy dust?

It is a little known fact that the testicles of big game hunters and poachers are an aphrodisiac if boiled whilst still attached and ground up afterwards.

Was watching Putin and others voting today - were they putting them straight into a shredder?

Or even 'Love her...'

Likes 'Laura' on Spotify open.spotify.com/track/7cXPi… For my lovely daughter who was... fb.me/XCnSs9OR

Sorry - but don't you normally catch the perpetrator of a crime and from that work out who they were working for... fb.me/4dL3azLr6

Likes 'When Love Was All We Had - 2011 Remaster' on Spotify open.spotify.com/track/4vzul…... fb.me/2bfnLlLAN

Jim Davidson is an a***hole, how could he possibly be anything other than a Tory?

Most of us exist all the way through life perfectly well with only one a***hole so how come Theresa May needs a whole cabinet full of them?

Thank you to our brilliant NHS - so far so good with my operation you guys are genius(s) -( whatever the plural... fb.me/1aW6LkFtO

Sitting in my hospital bed recovering from Op and wanted to say from two top neurosurgeons, a fantastic... fb.me/9NG5VXe3Q

Separate wrist and ankle labels in case they are sent to different parts of the hospital!

My pathetic attempt at a selfie from my hospital bed!

Just had a phone call and thought I was talking to my sister in law - it was about 10 minutes before I realised... fb.me/6AZNg8QHy

On bus for Victoria overnight stay before operation tomorrow

Best birthday present so far - I woke up... 😊

Love it ! fb.me/1ETaa9TMY

A must read... Thanks Charlie fb.me/Wfx5TGiq