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Joined August 2008
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ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ ʀᴏᴡʏɴ retweeted
Absolutely gutted for Tyler Loop, who has been spectacular all season. A rookie kicker being asked to make a GW FG on your rival's turf to keep your team's season alive is a level of situational pressure most of his haters have never experienced.
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ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ ʀᴏᴡʏɴ retweeted
This is what a psy-op looks like. This is who you’re arguing with on X.
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ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ ʀᴏᴡʏɴ retweeted
You can tell a lot about a person by how they react when someone dies.
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No one said the phrase "The Magic of David Copperfield" quite like James Earl Jones.
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ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ ʀᴏᴡʏɴ retweeted
In 1985 an astronaut noticed this physical behavior of a handle, that turned out to be the proof of a theorem: the tennis racket theorem (also dubbed the Dzhanibekov effect) [read more:buff.ly/2odWCC9] [video, HD: buff.ly/2Jofc8h]
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ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ ʀᴏᴡʏɴ retweeted
Do not wait. Please subscribe ASAP to get all episodes of the Untold story of Project Alpha. It is riviting and you have never heard this before, anywhere. You think you know, but you do not. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Tonight is one of the most exciting nights in the life of a microwave/oven clock.
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Hands down, my favorite commercial of the past six months: youtu.be/rJWe_mbd3-E via @YouTube @LibertyMutual
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ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ ʀᴏᴡʏɴ retweeted
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ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ ʀᴏᴡʏɴ retweeted
when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me
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Prolific, brilliant, sophisticated, witty, and unexpectedly kind. Rest peacefully, Max. You were truly an original. Here's a candid photo from after a show in NYC, 2012:
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ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ ʀᴏᴡʏɴ retweeted
To my followers: do better
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ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ ʀᴏᴡʏɴ retweeted
There are 12 black dots at intersections in this image. Your brain won’t let you see them all at once. Here's why [read more: bit.ly/2qxnuj5]
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New theory: The Titanic sank when it was hit by the large modern cruise ship that was right behind it.
The titanic in comparison to a modern cruise ship
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ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ ʀᴏᴡʏɴ retweeted
An important thread, 18 years in the making! Please stick with me as I introduce you to my daughter Penny, who is about to leave me and go to college. 1/
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ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ ʀᴏᴡʏɴ retweeted
working at a startup be like 🫢
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ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ ʀᴏᴡʏɴ retweeted
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals! IM LIVID.
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Who's out there marking their voicemail as URGENT in 2022? Also, who's leaving a lot of voicemail in '22?
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Why are there screwdrivers but not any screwpassengers?
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The better the vacuum joke, the more it sucks.
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