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David Morison

@davmoro

influencer of nothing, master of many.

 Australia
Joined September 2010
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Can see why @maccas Clyde made the top 10 worst, cars lined up, delays with food… think Maccas head office needs to send out so support, as it’s a very busy store.
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Got sucked in by the all new Bigger chicken Tenders at @KFCAustralia …. I’m calling false advertising, apparently 30% bigger, they just don’t tell what the comparison is…. 30% bigger than the smallest chip in the box? This one even makes the small gravy look big!
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The Red Piranha
@TheRedPiranhaSep 23
This bloke is a complete farkwit!! The hypocrisy is unbelievable. The cunt needs to go!!
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What a ripping concert it would be up there tonight. #dolly
🤖 Made with AI
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I’m lost with the scoring…. Really good gets a 7…. #theblock
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Oh shit, if the 3rd room makes the judges melt…. I may have to watch something else, as I don’t think I get what they are aiming for this year - nasty, cheap motel room of the 70’s #theblock
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No more, please get genuine people on next year that have done a psych test. #MAFSAU
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When you just want to bitch slap the shit out of someone …. But her voice makes you retreat #MAFS
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God even I’m starting to think about tapping out of this show…. It has to be the worst season. #MAFSAU
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Receipts? Who calls a text message receipts? #MAFSAU
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Juliet who’s on the show to make a name for themselves? #MAFS
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Luke dodging that bullet! #MAFS
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Zero atmosphere…. Very little crowd noise, had more atmosphere when it was Covid times and the crowd was fake! #NRLBulldogsDragons
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@sciencegirlFeb 21
After hours of waiting, a frustrated bystander broke the standoff by inspecting the suspicious backpack on his own.
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As a resident of Phillip Island, I am fucking fuming @JacintaAllanMP The effect on business & tourism is going to hit hard. Fuck you at the ballot box bitch. You aren’t getting my vote.
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Wowee how many modeling companies are going to call Brook tomorrow to book her in? Twisted bullying, ranting and just poor behaviour, I’m sure companies want to be associated with that type bullshit #MAFSAU
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RadioGenoa
@RadioGenoa14 Dec 2025
Today Sydney, tomorrow Rome, Berlin, London, Madrid, New York, Ottawa, Tokyo etc. No one is safe. Ban Islam everywhere, do it for your children.
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HC ▪️@banbadmen14 Dec 2025
That man who kicked one of the terrorists straight in the head is the feeling we all have Get that man a beer!! 🙌🏼 #bondibeach #bondi
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Bravo to NSW opposition leader Kellie Sloane, who was at Bondi and tried to help victims. She was clearly distraught but did not try to score any political points. Hopefully everyone can show the same respect for the victims and our emergency services heroes
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CRAZY FOOTAGE 🔴 Full 10 minutes of the terror attack on a Hanukkah celebration in Sydney, where more than 1,000 people were in attendance. Tell me all the observations you’ve observed.
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