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Replying to @iamalexy3
Свиньи в кузове тихо хрюкают, смотрят на драку у ворот и ждут, когда трактор наконец тронется. Им всё равно, кто за рулём — главное, чтобы до кормушки довезли и не перевернули по дороге.
Да сука
Replying to @TomyyTurner @r0zmysl
Wyobraź sobie grupę bezdomnych alkoholików pod mostem.
Stara ekipa trzyma najlepsze kartony i butelkę, nie wpuszcza nowych do picia.
Nowa ekipa (wybrana przez radę) twierdzi, że ma prawo do miejsca, ale stróż parku nie daje im klucza (ślubowania).
Dziś najstarsza z nowych ogłasza: „według reguł ja teraz rządzę, zawieszam starego” i wzywa ochronę przed protestującymi.
Stara strona krzyczy „napad i zamach!”, nowa – „przywracamy porządek”.
Pod mostem nadal leżą.
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подлая попытка государственного переворота предпринята в тот момент, когда все мужское население польши, способное держать в руках оружие, уехало в германию забирать своих жен из борделей на выходные
Интересно, кого задержали поляки, что пришлось им пиздарез в стране устраивать
Reuters reports that Poland has detained a 55-year-old Russian citizen on suspicion of working for a foreign intelligence service after he was spotted photographing trains and railway infrastructure in the town of Świdnica.
Officers providing security for a football match noticed the man near a railway crossing and a subsequent search uncovered thousands of photographs of important transport facilities, including sites outside Poland.
Police said the images could have been used to threaten national security. A court has ordered the suspect held for three months pending investigation.
Где его вероятнее всего собьют?
Our most tracked flight right now: A Polish government aircraft en route to Senegal is now returning to Warsaw. flightradar24.com/PLF101/425…
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‼️ A COUP IS HAPPENING IN POLAND 🇵🇱
Poland's Constitutional Tribunal is being subjected to an extraordinary takeover operation by pro-EU Prime Minister Donald Tusk.
Its official website has been taken over, an announcement has appeared removing its president and vice-president from their duties, and police have been deployed around the institution.
The Tribunal's existing leadership has declared the operation illegal and accused those responsible of committing a coup d'état.
The Constitutional Tribunal is the institution responsible for reviewing whether laws comply with the Constitution. It is broadly comparable to the constitutional-review function of the United States Supreme Court.
Today, its website announced that President Bogdan Święczkowski and Vice-President Bartłomiej Sochański had been suspended for one month.
The person now claiming authority over Poland's Constitutional Tribunal is Anna Korwin-Piotrowska, elected to the Tribunal by Donald Tusk's parliamentary majority in March 2026.
But there is a fundamental legal problem: she has never taken her judicial oath before the President of Poland, Karol Nawrocki.
Under Article 4 of the Act on the Status of Constitutional Tribunal Judges, newly elected judges must take their oath before the President of the Republic.
Nawrocki refused to receive her oath. Instead, on April 9, Korwin-Piotrowska participated in an alternative swearing-in ceremony organised inside the Polish Parliament, without the President's presence or participation.
The Presidential Chancellery explicitly declared that this procedure had no legal basis and could not confer judicial authority. The existing leadership of the Constitutional Tribunal maintains that she is therefore not legally a judge of the institution.
And now, a woman whose authority to serve as a constitutional judge is rejected by the President and the Tribunal's existing leadership is being presented as the person entitled to take control of the entire court.
Poland's Constitution does not give the prime minister or his government the power to dismiss the Constitutional Tribunal's leadership.
Article 194 establishes the Tribunal's composition and the procedure for appointing its president. Article 195 guarantees the independence of its judges.
The announcement of a suspension relies on Article 130 of the law governing ORDINARY COURTS. Invoking this article to suspend the leadership of the Constitutional Tribunal is a legally indefensible distortion of the law, revealing a staggering disregard for elementary constitutional principles.
HOW DID POLAND GET HERE?
Donald Tusk returned to power in December 2023, promising to reverse the judicial reforms introduced under the conservative Law and Justice government.
Those reforms had been fiercely opposed by the European Commission, which initiated rule-of-law proceedings against Poland and linked access to European funding to judicial conditions.
Tusk's government subsequently presented Brussels with a programme for restructuring the judiciary, including the Constitutional Tribunal. The European Commission welcomed that programme and ended its Article 7 proceedings against Poland in 2024.
The methods used by the EU and its supporters undermine the very constitutional principles they claim to restore.
President Karol Nawrocki has reportedly interrupted his journey to Senegal to return to Poland.
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У решения ИИХФ по допуску России на Чемпионат Мира по хоккею 2027 есть плот-твист размером с видимую часть Вселенной. Такой даже Тарантино бы не придумал.
Поскольку сборная России не вылетала из высшего дивизиона через турнир, по регламенту её должны вернуть именно в высший дивизион, подвинув одну сборную, которая вышла туда через квалификацию со второго места второго дивизиона.
Поверить в это практически нереально, но это так и есть: этой сборной (впервые за 20 лет) стала сборная Украины.
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this is frying me dude. guy got turned into a nugget at 20 by a flying toy & theyre gonna let him use his chin to turn other teenagers into nuggets and ABC is running it as a feel good story. right when u think its done boom pan to his nazi patch collection. satire genius. dying
Ukrainian veteran Ruslan Knysh is just 20 years old. Still, he continues to defend his country after losing both arms and legs in a Russian drone attack. Today, he is training to become a drone pilot by using a customized chin controller to operate unmanned ground vehicles. abcnews.link/H2WKOYt
Хохлы зашкварили сестроёба (
‘Game of Thrones’ star Nikolaj Coster-Waldau pictured hiding in Ukraine metro station amid Russian air raid threat trib.al/Y3KmRdk
Моё почтение
The Binance hacker might have just pulled off one of the smartest moves I’ve seen in crypto.
First, Tether froze $1.5 billion in USDT.
Then Circle froze another $800 million in USDC.
At that point, it looked like the hacker’s money was trapped.
But apparently, he had already planned for that.
Instead of holding the stolen USDT in a wallet, he allegedly deposited it into Aave and used it as collateral to borrow ETH.
Then he walked away.
That’s where the story gets crazy.
Tether can freeze the USDT sitting in the wallet.
But it can’t freeze the ETH he already borrowed.
So now Aave is left holding frozen collateral, while the hacker is sitting on liquid ETH.
And unless the protocol can recover it somehow, he may not even need to pay the loan back.
Two companies froze billions of dollars in seconds.
But someone who understood how to use DeFi may have found a way around both of them.
Pretty insane when you think about it.
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The described Aave deposit used only ~60M USDT as collateral to borrow 19,762 WETH before freezes hit the main wallet, not the bulk of funds; Aave states the overcollateralized position is subject to normal liquidation with no material protocol risk.
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