George Lucas and his wife Mellody Hobson sell grilled cheese sandwiches at $2 in their museum so no visitor goes hungry. Hobson grew up poor and unable to afford items on school field trips, so she made sure no kid would have to go through the same.

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descriptive display name that is way too long and · Nov 10, 2026 · 11:11 PM UTC

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Oh James “Gunn” has been “fired”? What next, are they going to hire Bob Sword to “slash” the budgets???

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jill · Nov 10, 2026 · 6:23 PM UTC

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jill@littlefucky19h

A new film by @mera_angelgirl and I. Please enjoy….

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howard · Nov 10, 2026 · 9:12 PM UTC

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Coworker Jerry: *raising his voice to get entire office’s attention* Hey everyone!*pulling his pants all the way down* Haha! Gotcha! 😋 Me: Jerry you sly dog 😂 *thinking im tweeting from my burner but texting my wife instead* That one male friend you have sexual tension with

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days · Nov 2, 2025 · 8:54 PM UTC

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days@Dayscd2 Nov 2025

[The Hugging Cop] Freeze! Put your hands behind my back!

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days · Nov 10, 2026 · 9:52 PM UTC

days@Dayscd16h

Zoophiles fav food is probably Animal Cracker, probably. I wouldn’t know. But probably.

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April Clark · Nov 9, 2026 · 9:15 PM UTC

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April Clark@autogynefilesNov 9

Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Doctor says: “Treatment is simple. Famous clown, Pagliacci, is performing tonight. Boil him. Pagliacci soup is the cure.

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days · Nov 9, 2026 · 9:51 PM UTC

days@DayscdNov 9

Love him or hate him, SpongeBob is friend with Patrick so if you wanna watch the show he’s gonna be there. sorry.

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days · Nov 9, 2026 · 8:16 PM UTC

days@DayscdNov 9

He’s hell…

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Dr. R. J. Vein · Nov 9, 2026 · 6:25 PM UTC

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Dr. R. J. Vein@VeinRichardNov 9

Oh this dent in my head? (leaning in and whispering) I F. E. Double Hockey Stick

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Thomas White · Nov 9, 2026 · 2:31 AM UTC

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Thomas White@len0killerNov 9

This man’s retired FBI, good luck getting him back. Even for one mission. Unless you can send one guy to his house to ask him

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Dan White · Nov 8, 2026 · 11:55 PM UTC

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Dan White@atdanwhiteNov 8

Legoland toilets just regular toilets. Not made of legos. Glazed ceramic. Asked employee where I could find Lego toilets: “unfortunately the toilets are all normal.” Literally what the fuck did I pay $90 for? I don’t feel like a Lego.

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