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Crystal clear skies today

We all know who's on Bill's mind 🤣

I leave you with some Rush RIP Neil Peart... LEGEND!

If you have a Onlyfans or some webcam link in your bio? Pls don't follow me. I'm not your target audience. I don’t live in perverted fantasies. I live in reality.

I'm so baked it's ridonculous. Ugh

In Flames 😎

I love Twinkies

This isn’t the road I want to take. You go ahead; I’ll watch over you until you get there.

Fuck indirect cooking. Toss that bitch straight into the fire. 🔥

I’ll like your reply even if it’s completely retarded. 🤷 You’re welcome.thanks for the engagement 😚

The NBC expert lmao.pow no wow 😳😂

Every time I see Michelle Obama’s picture, that damn song “Ladyboy” pops into my head. 😂

Mexican grilling onions over asparagus, at least your pee won't smell like sulfur.

Someone please explain what Islamophobia actually means. The term gets thrown around by left wing media like it’s going out of style. Is it really a phobia, or is it just opposing things you believe are wrong?

Sometimes I use latex gloves when I smoke, I need those fingers to smell good for later 🤣

I voted RED because Prius drivers piss me off 😂

Never trust a left wing (wacko) politician who claims to be pro gun just because they hunt. They’re just using hunting as a way to gain votes. I need that 30rd .556 mag F you and your single shot .410.

Mom: I got all this candy for trick or treaters but no pumpkin on the porch. Me: I'll get you a pumpkin, her: take me to the store I want to pick out a pumpkin and she buys two more bags if candy 🤦🎃

People with COEXIST stickers on their cars absolutely lack driving skills. It can't be a coincidence.

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