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Ken't Even

@deKenstruction

Plus-sized Gymboree model. Wrote a good tweet this one time.

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Joined July 2010
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Wow. A majority of people from Georgia are not smart. Color me shocked.
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Accidentally ate three gummy vitamins that were stuck together so I guess I have superpowers now.
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Big deal. So 5 women have a "gargoyle made out of Silly Putty" fetish.
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Lady Gaga looking ravishing tonight in an outfit modeled after a killer whale's vagina #oscars
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Still alive just in case you've been worried for the last two years.
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It's about time, NBC. I uninvited Donald Trump from my Quinceañera a week ago.
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Many threatening to move to Canada because of marriage equality ruling. Since it's been legal there for 10 years maybe consider Afghanistan?
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Feeling a little down today because after looking up his Wikipedia bio, I found out that Ben Vereen didn't name any of his kids "Wool."
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I find the Olive Garden app to be easiest, most user-friendly way to order diarrhea over the internet
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Let's blow this Popsicle stand. Let's finger this taco cart. Let's try butt stuff with this gum ball machine.
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Sorry if I seem upset but some random girl just walked up and boobed me in the elbow.
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Sing to the tune of the Subway footlong jingle: 🎶 4-dollar nut-sacks 🎶
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my stripper name is "Guacamole Is Extra"
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Shampoo bottles are like people in that they come in all shapes, colors and sizes; smell; and gradually become empty inside.
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Girl got a love like woe Girl got a body like dam Girl got a debt like bam Girl got a brain like duh Girl got a rash like yikes
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They're gonna make a Lifetime movie about what I did to that burrito.
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Bought a bowling ball because I don't like using something that's had 1,000 strange fingers in it. Also why I haven't called your mom back.
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Just experienced an elevator fart so heinous and brutal that had I been a P.O.W. it would've violated the Geneva Conventions
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At the risk of sounding like an aristocrat, I've never driven on a spare tire donut for any longer than it took me to go to the tire store.
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What is it about using a fork with a bent tine that feels just like making out with an Ebola victim?
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