Eden Prime

Me at 21 y/o: Galileo spacesuit teeshirt, bad haircut, freshly high on finishing a summer term at Oxford, roving the woods of Lincolnshire with Eddie (pictured), same glasses I have now (?), and literally no concept of COVID-19. Unabashedly anachronistic & cringe.

Queer close reading of Tombstone (1993) coming soon, I can feel it.

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I tried to buy the light blue American spirits the other day, but the gas station man gave me the turquoise one and I bought it because God forbid I try to explain the difference between sky blue and turquoise to a random man at a gas station.

Need to start a substack specifically for my morning voice memo rants about institutionalized corporate journalism instead of sending them to @RealAndyFancher

life is good when you surprised yourself by unintentionally getting the tiny butters

recent music journal capped off and ready to share: open.spotify.com/playlist/02…

Why are workouts advertised like "full body crusher!!! sore for days!!!" I already have the weight of human existence crushing me:) Don't they know I just want to feel nice and slightly healthy for 15 mins a day?:) not be in pain?:) maybe make my legs a little slimmer?:)

watched my friend take an order at her bartending job, halfway through the second shift of a double, and her eyes looked just like this.

I love how influencers appropriate serious psychological terms. "...I cannot gatekeep this amazing product any longer!" babygirl, you're getting paid to sell it to me, I'm not sure if gatekeeping was ever involved.

"cat dads" need to rebrand as "kitty papas" honestly ...