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Joined March 2007
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Replying to @johndodds
pigeons are doves though
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Replying to @johndodds
there are other possibilities. maybe he lost a bet. maybe he said he wants an ad that makes it clear that he has a giant bird. maybe he’s really tiny and flies around on a pigeon.
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i want a tshirt with these two kissing
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who would want a lawyer riding a dove?
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アメリカ映画の「バックトゥザフューチャー(백 투 더 퓨쳐)」は超絶歳の差がある友達同士が主人公だけど、日本語字幕ではマーティは友達の科学者に対して「ドク」と呼んで、言葉もタメ口になってるけど、韓国語字幕では'박사님(博士)'って呼んで、言葉も敬語になってます。
韓国人、日本の小学生が店員のおばあさんに、「おばちゃんありがとー!」って言ってるの聞いたら卒倒しそう
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Replying to @Ykedayn
elektronika 5 has a big brother, elektronika 7.
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Just as Steve Jobs intended
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in conclusion, america is the land of contrasts
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My friend worked at a juvenile detention facility and there was a kid who could’ve gotten out at 16 if he just changed his religion from “juggalo” but he refused and stayed another two years until he aged out.
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what a job title
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中国の若者の間で最近、「レンガを育てる」ことが流行している。ソーシャルメディアを見ると、1日に2-3回レンガに水をかけて、苔が少し生え、それが少しずつ増えていく様子を記録している人もいる。1年ほど育てたレンガに苔が一面に広がり、小さな黄色い花も咲き、シダ植物まで生えてきたという人もおり、どんな状態になっていくかは自然任せという意味で「自然のブラインドボックス」と呼ばれている。
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この投稿の画像は生成AIによるイラストです(元の記事で明記)。実際の「レンガ育て」は古いレンガの既存苔・胞子から始まり、苔の成長に数ヶ月〜数年かかり、1年程度で花やシダが一面に咲くような変化は一般的ではありません。 j.people.com.cn/n3/2026/1028/c… post.smzdm.com/p/a5rd9pnx/ theguardian.com/world/2026/oct…
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An ad for an expensive computer in 1951
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Replying to @jessesingal
you don’t have to buy it, you can steal it.
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Replying to @CustomTsumi
every meal in japan is always a hard choice for me -- everything is delicious and i can eat only so much. but i specifically ate a small subway sandwich once, out of morbid curiosity. i still regret not getting something else, even today.
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Replying to @CustomTsumi
most food in japan is affordable in comparison to what we have in the us, and while taste is a subjective matter, subway is hardly a healthy choice. that awful smell in the stores comes from their bread which is 10% sugar by weight and who knows what else.
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Replying to @JAldrichPL
you are almost always provided with all the delicious air you can chew.
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Now kiss
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Come on. The French have literally weaponized mini salami snack packs. The machine gun even comes with a crew of beret-wearing Frenchmen.
The European mind cannot comprehend the NFL t shirt gun, live from Stade de France.
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Replying to @CustomTsumi
that’s not a great mystery, kfc is more delicious in japan. but could you explain to me why japanese people eat at subway? it’s as horrible as ours.
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