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The red death monologue is probably the best monologue in anything superhero related ever
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Any time Dr. Orpheus shows up
the hitler clip can’t be the only thing venture bros is known for. please.
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“You’re a lucky man.” Is such a polite way to tell somebody you’d fuck his wife
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the hotep shit is weird but white people have hoteps too. they b pretending to be vikings cause they dont wanna admit they ancestor was some potato farmer named seamus
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Apple Maps just made me do the dick-and-balls maneuver right next to Nutland smfh fuck you man @Apple
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The government had to resort to 23 and 1s to suppress this type of talent
how come the niggas i killed still get to haunt me in da daarkk 🫩
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Kinda reminds me of this
everybody fw cnc until you wanna be the rapist
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Nigga look like a bisexual shrimp
Time for hot boi summer 😼
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Aye at the work potlucks Jamaican lady brought jerk Alfredo and a white dude was like “BOMBACLAAAAAT”LMAOOAOAOAOAOOOOOOOOO THE WHOLE OFFICE WAS QUIET. I was fucking crying dawg.
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Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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waiting for HR to turn around so I can take a 2nd slice of pizza at the employee appreciation party
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😭😭😭😭😭
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She never should have read him the Lambton Wyrm before bedtime.
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new reaction vid just dropped
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Natural vs. lab grown diamonds discussion really brings out the dummies. There is no preferring a conflict diamond you’re just being weird & stuck up cause you think they’re real vs. fake
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Good Morning to Naruto fans only ☀️
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Streamer who plays a game for literally 12+ hours a day: “Really concerned about how little there is to do in this game”
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This is the greatest PR I’ve ever seen. There’s no fucking way…
Explaining the Mahomes decline
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It’s a nigga somewhere thinking he about to play gta 6 via gameshare when it drop and his mans about to kick him off lol
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I’m never leaving this app😭😭😭
When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags (I should’ve checked the calendar)
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