FLORIDA WOMAN available now at your fav bookstore! // repped by @hbrattesani // she/her, House of Waffle, Court of Petty, Deck of Tarot
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Some amazing July news: FLORIDA WOMAN is featured on the July 2022 Indie Next List! And what a powerhouse list it is, whoa.
I was raised in a suburban mall, weaned myself off Orange Juliuses the hard way, so yeah I've BEEN ready to watch the universe crumble around me
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deb rogers retweeted
A Florida woman has been charged for ending a call with BlueCross BlueShield with the words, “Delay, Deny, Depose. You people are next.”
She was charged with threats to conduct a mass shooting or an act of terrorism, and her bond was set at $100,000.
wfla.com/news/polk-county/la…
deb rogers retweeted
Can dark personalities (malignant narcissists, psychopaths, coercive controllers) change?
No.
They have brain anomalies of the pre-frontal cortex & amygdala. They can’t change. They don’t want to change either because they have no fear & so believe they are superior.
thinking maybe i do want to be on this platform as it all burns down, a marshmallow falling from the stick into the center of the fire, so cozy in the embers
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Older ✅
Kids--Single Parent✅
Queer Southerner ✅
No MFA or connections of any kind ✅
Debuted #FloridaWoman with @Hanover_Square last year, paperback out this year!
Hang in there!
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extreme mulleted guy at the convenience store asked me for advice about which little creamer to use in coffee—he's been giving up his morning beer because he won't support woke corporations like Busch. Give him a chip or something AA, pretty sure this is a win someway somehow
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bidding closes tomorrow, check out all of the auction listings! Benefits @LambdaLegal and @EveryVoiceCoal
A new bid on a signed book and tumbler from @debontherocks! #WritersForHope
writersforhope.com/debrogers…
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Look at these gorgeous baskets--made to match the book cover of your choice! All for an excellent cause!
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A man in Publix grabbed a box of cookies in the bakery and did Dangle’s whole 3-payments-new-boot-goofin’ routine and just like that, I’m okay with the day!
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Bidding has begun on a signed copy of FLORIDA WOMAN by @debontherocks! #WritersForHope
writersforhope.com/debrogers…
I've banned myself from review sites and stay away from Bezos' site obviously, but today I had to look up something and accidentally saw very, very nice reviews about FW posted there, I'm kind of teary and also feel a little grungy and also want to say thank you gah
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remember that year when I accidentally swallowed the King Cake baby Jesus and all the good luck I had for awhile? might be worth a try in case you need a plan for turning things around (not a lawyer, not a doctor, not a coach)
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like it or not, Florida is coming for ya
(but poor boo, come home to Florida and we'll get you right again)
Workers from the New York City Department of Parks and Recreation got a scaly surprise Sunday when they discovered an alligator in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park cnn.it/3En4PNW
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back on my bullshit (imploring strangers on the internet to go down the rabbit hole of Ceres cults/mundus cerialis vis-a-vis #Yellowjackets so I feel less alone in the world)
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the only Valentine’s Day love story we need
Japanese zookeepers believe they have solved the mystery of how a gibbon became pregnant despite living alone in her cage cnn.it/3jL7VEi
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