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Loyal Son, Forever True | Sports Data Analyst

Minneapolis, MN
Joined July 2014
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This has a realistic chance to be the most embarrassing official paragraph ever typed in the history of College Football.
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Aye @Official414 where’s #that tweet at about Love lol
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DSM -> Ames -> MSP #IHadChills
I hope newly elected Iowa Democrats use their power to revive plans to extend passenger rail from Chicago to Omaha, Nebraska
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The heisman in big 2026
BREAKING: CJ Carr is now the Heisman favorite, via Kalshi: 36% — CJ Carr 20% — Jeremiah Smith 14% — Darian Mensah 6% — Devon Dampier, Drew Mestemaker 4% — Gunner Stockton 3% — Trinidad Chambliss 2% — Keelon Russell
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when I meet Kyle Konrardy
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Did not anticipate playing two opponents today. Get in there and make it about you, refs!
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The Big 12 review command center needs to be hit by a massive asteroid
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I kid you not after the kicking woes of 2022/2023 a high end donor called me and said of their fairly substantial donation, X amount needs to be allocated to special teams/kicker. That anonymous individual is the unsung hero.
BRENT BLUM BOUGHT A KICKER
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Remember this Saturday will mean nothing in a 24 team playoff
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the greatest to ever do it. All-time poster on this site
My wife is gone til Sunday with her friends on a Girls Trip. She just texted that our 3-year old has been vomiting the entire car ride. I wish I could be there to help. I wish I could be there to offer support. But Saint Louis and Missouri haven't played in 25 years.
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michael egle🌪🍻🏆 retweeted
My wife is gone til Sunday with her friends on a Girls Trip. She just texted that our 3-year old has been vomiting the entire car ride. I wish I could be there to help. I wish I could be there to offer support. But Saint Louis and Missouri haven't played in 25 years.
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That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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Book forced a Jrue Holiday turnover
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me when i meet spongebob
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letterboxd behind a paywall this is the best day ever
The New York Times is now in exclusive talks to acquire for Letterboxd for around $330M. (Source: nytimes.com/2026/11/05/busin…)
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things have been going too well lately, I’m watching the Bucks game tonight to keep me grounded
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2024 Rivalry Week was something you just had to see with your own eyes
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Oh my goodness, it's the VS breakpoint
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