future bay area clarationalist | cs | neutralername on bsky | check link for matrix, dms open

nanocelebrity twitter
Joined February 2019
i'd like to remind declarative_ readers that when i argue leftist points with insane emotional investment, i'm not at risk of economic hardship myself and am really just doing it out of love for the game (some might say "conviction")
2
2
45
14,945
ADHD be like
1
2
99
3,378
person who's economically illiterate but good-hearted: couldn't the market have left over some nvme ssds for normal people who aren't building ai datacentres?
1
33
483
16
82
6
1,144
67,097
A practical ambition For a special type of girl I want to be the one who writes the code That writes the code That writes the code That ends the world💕🥺
1
2
8
236
by @​zackmdavis
2
26
i have installed windows
4
15
259
i have no sweet treats at home and i stopped myself from going to mcd's for a mcflurry only this is horrible
15
231
they gave ganesh the autism accent 🤩🤩
5
133
god religious psychosis must go so hard
8
187
horrible thought: imagine if through superior OSdev approaches or whatever, your phone didn't have a state where it's off and takes more than a second to turn back on.
3
48
1,556
the fact that i can now confidently find my wallet and keys before leaving the house in less than a minute is such a qol improvement
i think i have just solved something that i didn't before because of paranoia. i've ordered these "find my" trackers. i no longer care that google might know my whereabouts through them, just take the wheel sundar pichai, take the wheel.
2
31
455
my record in how bad it can get was plugging the usb drive that i had on my keychain back then into my tv and taking 4 hours to find it (who looks there??) with several panic attacks in between. i didn't get to college in time that day
6
57
the local arthouse cinema still puts covid contact tracing stuff on the online ticket pdf
15
346
did i lose my headphones again? cringe
3
143
gott ich wünschte mein fuß würde aufhören wehzutun aber ärzte sind scary
6
163
do i go watch digger tonight?
2
6
216
i have like an alter ego that comes out sometimes when i'm alone
3
19
362
probably means nothing
2
34
it does really sometimes feel like marxists are just lording their knowledge of the 200 year old worker exploitation cinematic universe over everyone trying to make incremental improvements in peoples' lives
Marxists unironically have a critique of ADHD. 😁😁
2
2
29
994
i want my cheap and easy amphetamine access for anyone who's more productive on it because it works, i don't care if it just makes people more efficient proles
1
13
187