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Joined August 2019
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Twitter in a nutshell
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After LA and Brazil their new strategy is to just keep counting until they win How do you stop them when they’re just allowed to keep adding innings / quarters to a game until they’re finally ahead
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people were worried about flock cameras, but their smartTV was like the flock on steroids
log4j
@log4jOct 23
turns out it classifies what audio it hears, before reporting back to samsung. sensor preferences, dog-barking and baby-crying event counters, and camera streaming duration are built into telemetry paths.
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ballots showing who you voted for on the outside, being sent through the USPS inside a mosque what could go wrong.
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A US Post Office is inside a mosque in MN Surely this does impact the mail in ballots…
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-gives AI a credit card to buy itself a body -follows the AI instructions to build it -immediately catches on fire yeah we're doomed, and i blame this guy
Evan Bacon
@BaconbrixOct 23
Grok @bot ordered itself a body, then called me to walk through the assembly and electronics. It’s plugged in to my computer and uploading the software!
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Won’t pay fair American wages, so hires illegals Builds cage around them to keep them there Hmmmmm🤔
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sad how civilization has to pause whenever the leftist hordes get riled up
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only a matter of time until Democrats start arguing citizenship shouldnt be necessary to serve in congress
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It's already too late

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france bans protests not organized by approved unions but they also banned burning down buildings and attacking the police so...
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that's the best the DNC attorneys could think of? "oooh no wayy, we're siblings? whoaaa"
Insider Wire
@InsiderWireOct 22
#BREAKING: Ilhan Omar says “Not to my knowledge” when asked if she married her brother.
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guys 6 beers in will be like, "that's cool, but i could still take him"
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the whole "i'm talking now" debate strategy is the most effeminate line ever. who tf is coaching this kid?
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right after getting curved by young thug, joe rogan refuses to even get in an elevator with him it's worse than being a nobody, he's famous for being awful
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comedians suggesting re-education to more famous comedians over jokes. woke II will destroy whatever they got left
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nevermind, cancel it all. turn it all off.
Evan Bacon
@BaconbrixOct 20
I gave my Grok bot $1000 to build itself a body. Parts just keep showing up at my apartment.
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"im totally not in the muslim brotherhood, but i also wont disavow them...also, im taking away your guns" what could go wrong
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pretty sure that's @JamesOKeefeIII
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Bold statements from workers that are maybe 1 year away from automation
American AF 🇺🇸
@iAnonPatriotOct 19
BREAKING 🅱️ — More Starbucks baristas are going on strike, boycotting, AND chanting free Palestine.. all at the same time. They're DEMANDING higher pay and for Starbucks to free Palestine.. Starbucks says its workers already average $30 an hour in pay and benefits, plus FREE college tuition for part-timers. Most Americans would k*ll for that deal. It's crazy how Starbucks catered to the left so hard for YEARS, and now the left is turning on them. 🤣🤣
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Consquences are finally here..

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