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every day it’s a different gay guy’s birthday. you respond to his story “happy bday babe!” and he says “thanks handsome!” then on your birthday that same gay guy responds to your story “happy bday handsome!” and you say “thanks babe!” and you repeat this until you both die
embarrassing :/
.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade:
2026: Maxxing
2025: 67
2024: Demure
2023: Hallucinate
2022: Woman
2021: Allyship
2020: Pandemic
2019: Existential
2018: Misinformation
2017: Complicit
2016: Xenophobia
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olivia: i won't settle for a guy with a fake job
they seem so desperate for loving but baby i'm not
chappell:
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Woman who was siding with Cornell rapists days ago: “Kelly Clarkson is petty”
Sunny Hostin slams ‘petty’ Kelly Clarkson for throwing ‘a bit of a tantrum’ after Brooklyn store security footage leaks trib.al/SakcxHu
i said my friend nick’s new short haircut made him look like anne heche and none of the homosexuals standing around me knew who or what i was talking about ??? what kind of world are we living in man
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previously the message didnt penetrate my mind.... but when its sung by a lesbian its like wait... in a couple months a love WILL be procured... SHE will be evolved.. and i WILL be adored...
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i’m never drinking again i was at a bbq asking people if they think kelly clarkson can fight





















