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As seen in The New Yorker, Lying Four, and the U.S. District Court for the Middle District of Florida.

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Greg Norman has the greatest on/off splits of any commissioner in sports history
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“I was watching it live…. I was up in the players lounge watching it with a few other players… we all sort of looked at each other, and we were like, that didn't seem right.”
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burnt orange is a wild choice
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@officialokgcApr 21
Charge the storm. Earn it. This is OKGC. #PlantTheFlag
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We don’t have to pretend that Europe wins if it’s a tie.
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the U.S. should be allowed to use the envelope rule in foursomes
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no U.S. president has a worse Ryder Cup record than Trump
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Cooper Jones@CooperJNBA24 Jun 2025
JWILL WITH AN ALL-TIMER 🗣️ "THEY SAID WE WAS TOO YOUNG!" "THEY SAID OKLAHOMA SHOULDNT HAVE A TEAM!" "BUT GUESS WHAT?" "WE THE FUCKIN CHAMPS!"
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They need to shout out Poku during the trophy celebration. 30 MPG after the 2022 All Star Break to help them get Chet.
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Loudest crowd since LIV Portland
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Corruption used to be more subtle, like when that guy got a free 747.
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@espn12 May 2025
THE MAVS HAVE SECURED THE NO. 1 OVERALL PICK IN THE NBA DRAFT‼️ Is Cooper Flagg bound for Dallas? 🤔
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Rose deserves a lot of credit for still being a competitive golfer when he very easily could have joined his contemporaries and gone into semi-retirement as 4th co-captain of something.
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Congrats, but Rory should apologize for putting us all through that.
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Rose should concede now, for Europe
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if Rory 4-putts from here would you be surprised
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Classic
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Scottie's tournament to lose
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