Guy who for sure isn’t ten thousand times too toasted to finish making lasagna making a small snack:
I can’t tell if everyone who messages me on Instagram or the apps is deeply uninteresting or if I’m just completely unable to be interested in anyone more than 36” away from me
I like when Rich Evans makes an actually good metaphor and Mike is caught on camera with a look of admiration
Bi-monthly leave work because back hurts and make big lasagna time. Going medium expensive on this one, in two weeks I will be testing the lower limits short of all-in-one sauce
Ever since I was a young man in ranier beach I knew I was destined to live somewhere dominated by Safeway violence (entire United States)
Someone should move into the master bed/bathroom and pay half my rent, I haven’t entered this bathroom in six months and only enter the bedroom to look for cables. Only conditions are that I will be in the living room watching Voyager at 2:45AM sharp every day
Every foldable buyer I know never made it a full year with one phone even before they bought a foldable, as long as this thing is remotely functional at 16 months I’m not sure this is putting off many potential customers
