jade ☾

i firmly believe a girlfriend should be allowed to sit on your lap whenever she wants

daily reminder that REAL MEN want to be held, to be told that everything will be okay, to be cuddled and have their hair played with, to tell their inting teammates to die a horrible death…

woke up swedish with big boobs again

lauma ♡ 🦌

i’m gonna make sure you fail NNN btw

vampire gf who keeps you as a blood bag, keeps you healthy with a balanced diet, but when she wants to get drunk, she forces you to drink wine so she can get the alcohol through your blood

face reveal

i LOVE being talked to like a dog. "who's a good puppy? is it you? yeah, it's you? you're such a good girl!!" 😵‍💫

let’s become vampires so we can love each other for eternity

do you still love me

not only am i swedish, i’m SWEET too

x has shadow banned my page 11 times this month… so i won’t be posting on this platform for a bit :( in the meantime, i’ll be posting lots of goonfuel on bluesky @ smeepz 💛🌟