people assume the workers at the dick sucking factory are gay and we love it but we don’t. it’s a job. but we do like to suck each other off in the john and we do try to fuck each other.
the worst job to have at the dick sucking factory is monitoring the bathrooms to stop the boys from sucking each other off and trying to fuck each other
i love to be a retard and constantly thinking about retarded things such as releasing my sons dairy cow isopods all over the neighborhood and seeing people be like what the h
i thought of a great gag for a sitcom. a man and woman are playing chess at a cafe. the woman moves and piece and says checkmate. the man gestures to the waitress and loudly exclaims “check please!”
