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Not Anglo-Catholic, not Shaiva/Shakta | DIY medicine enjoyer | wheel-turning anarch | zerocultural citizen of nowhere | 無藥可救

Joined April 2023
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⚠️ 注意!奉教育部之命令,此帳戶為期一個月禁止以英文發文。
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我以為那是美國革命
Stuff you see in a rural Croatian city
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我每天都在悼念這個已逝的世界
Liquid glass 有点腻味了,来点 Brushed Metal 吧
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英國給人戰區的感覺
the uk got infrastructure you wouldn’t even believe
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「women and children」這個說法,就是理解英國所謂女權主義的關鍵。他們還真的認為女人就該被當小孩子對待。
My friend @Jess4Lowestoft is a hero and a champion for women and children’s safety every single day. Disagree with her if you want, she can take it. But the horrific character attacks this week should give us all pause about what our politics has become Proud of you Jess x
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我可不是,我們家根本沒人打得開罐子
the longest running trans joke online is about trans women going on estrogen and one day not being able to open jars and people genuinely think being born with a penis gives people permanent super human strength.
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obligatory Yes, Prime Minister clip
Tomorrow, 3 categories of pornography will become illegal under the Crime and Policing Act 2026. Our new poll shows the public support the banning of each type -Porn depicting someone who appears or is pretending to be under 16: 88% support -Porn depicting strangulation/suffocation: 78% -Porn depicting apparent incest or pretend incest: 77%
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英國人討厭虛構的暴力,但很喜歡真正的暴力
Brits love a ban. Who cares about the consequences and how it will be enforced?
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went to a kink meetup once and i told some ppl i liked my bf choking me and they freaked out about how it's super dangerous, but i literally just meant 'putting his hand on my neck' bc my autistic ass feels choked if anything touches my neck. Hopefully Labour ban turtlenecks next
The literature is all over the place in this area. Yes, pressure applied to the neck, particularly centrally, is inherently risky. But when people talk of 'sexual choking' they are referring to a whole array of behaviours, from light "fantasy choking" to full on judo choke holds.
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woke 3 so swift, he's already changed his name to Ram
People should always be in control of the future. OpenAI is against the notion that it would be acceptable for people to be relegated to a role of doing things that “AI systems think makes sense to reward in humans”. People should not cede control of the future to superintelligence, and that requirement should ultimately constrain AI progress.
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luckily now they will just be sent to prison where they can be strangled non-consensually! 🙃
We’ve already made relationships and sex education mandatory but it won’t stop young people using strangulation during sex if that is the sexual script they have learned from pornography.
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this would make a pretty funny gift for all the rich boomers i know who are addicted to free tier chatgpt
Dude it’s fucking over
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imagine being a trans immigrant and having to pay extra money for the privilege of not being treated by the nhs, this entire country runs on humiliation
tonight in UK immigration twitter = endless stories of people who waited for years doing everything right only to have their paths to permanent residency just double or more and tabloid headlines screaming “weak labour backtracks on full crackdown against the foreigns we hate”
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“south park makes fun of everyone” is the easiest way to communicate you haven’t thought a single thought in your life
rewatching south park rn and like matt and trey was lowkey wrong half the time
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it means ‘pal’ not godfather, but also it’s similar to the hungarian word for mushroom which makes more sense i think
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I don’t understand British people putting up fake cobwebs as halloween decorations, the average British home is covered in real cobwebs 365 days a year
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inhaled isopropanol by accident award 😫
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if you don’t eat at all, yes, but most cases of starvation are from prolonged malnutrition and your body will use up any fat it has during that period
If an overweight person stops eating, will they eventually lose all the weight before starving to death, or is it possible to starve to death while still overweight?
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