Just interrupted my reading time to scroll twitter. This is permission for any of my mutuals to come explode my head
Every friday I remind my friends that it's frozen pizza friday and every friday they invent a new slur to call me
The construction workers are catcalling me again so either my hair is getting too long or my ass looks great in these jeans
I thought the fyp was finally settling down and then it showed me two russian women chewing on broken glass. It's for me dawg it's lit
Does anybody else sit around with the toothbrush in their mouth for 10-20 minutes until their cheeks hurt or am I an unlovable freak
Not convinced my tonsils were removed at 5 years old for any good reason, they just wanted to experiment on me
Dreamt my room was covered in spiders which all descended as I walked through their web. I grabbed a shoe and began destroying them but every carcass produced four more until the floor was covered in a congealing mass of corpses and epigastric fluids
Everything keeps breaking and so I'm learning to live with less. Soon I will walk in a straight line until I collapse










