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Big smile on my face, I'm a blessed fool.

Namibia
Joined January 2017
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CHELSEA WILL WIN THE 2026/7 PREMIER LEAGUE.
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notice how he didn't trust his web this time
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you're going to be dead for a really long time mate take a fuckin risk. move somewhere new. fall in love. start a company. learn to surf.
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All in all, date good people. Date people who don't seek internet validation. Date people who even when you are not together anymore will still respect whatever they had with you enough to control themselves. Be a good person too.
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People still asking where Captain Marvel was during Infinity War missed three basic timeline facts that the movies already explained. Carol gave Nick Fury a cosmic pager in 1995 strictly for planetary emergencies and Fury didn't actually press the button until the Infinity War post-credits scene, after the Snap had already happened! The Black Order attacked New York one afternoon, and Thanos snapped in Wakanda the very next day. Unless someone paged her, she had zero way of knowing Thanos was on Earth. Just days before Infinity War, Thanos decimated Xandar and wiped out the Nova Corps for the Power Stone. As she told Rhodey in Endgame: "There are a lot of other planets in the universe, and unfortunately, they didn't have you guys." The better question isn't where Captain Marvel was, it's why Nick Fury waited until people were turning to dust to finally hit the pager! #Marvel #MCU
But wait... where tf was captain marvel during the events of infinity war??
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He was being deadly serious here ๐Ÿ’€
FABREGAS: โ€œI TOLD THEM TO SLOW DOWN AT 4-0!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ณ Como 4-1 Man Utd ๐Ÿ† Champions League
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i think no-one is really compatible, both platonically or romantically. i think you choose the people by your side and you make constant efforts and learn how to love them and cherish them and i think that's so much more beautiful than just fate or compatibility
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Lmao ngl i love when niggas say โ€œIโ€™m goneโ€ after a tuff verse
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She's actually so cool.
The fact that most people haven't even seen this movie is crazy. Captain Marvel was already taking on Avengers-level threats all by herself, long before Thanos ever became a problem.
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To love me is to fuck me๐Ÿ™
You like me but you want to be celibate keh ๐Ÿ˜‚ on a straight line oh.
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perdรณn por disociarme mientras me hablabas, nos imaginรฉ cogiendo en todas las posiciones.
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Doggy style in real life: 1. Your dick slips out. A lot.
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You can be in love with a girl and the whole time she is just looking for help. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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When did Anderson Paak become a top 5 flowa๐Ÿ˜ฒ ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ’จ
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Laughing in the middle of sex is wild cus why we bonding like this.
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Lord please align me with a happy souล‚ who has a high ลŸex drive.
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We have to say โ€œMississippiโ€ after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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An adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.
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Throwback to when Estรชvรฃo Willian single-handedly handled Barcelona at their own backyard. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
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